jerry crimmins

The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools.—Herbert Spencer

[Silvy @WaddleandSilvy]

In the modern era of #Cubs baseball, Dansby Swanson’s .176 batting average is the worst of any position player with at least 265 plate appearances.

There are two players who hit worse in the 1800s.

The Cubs continue to let him play.

@Stathead

[ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER @ZODIAC_MF]

LITTLE CAESARS IS GREAT BECAUSE OUTSIDE OF LIQUOR STORES ITS THE ONLY ESTABLISHMENT IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD WITH BULLETPROOF GLASS AND BELIEVE ME IT IS *ONE HUNDRED* PERCENT NECESSARY

[Corey Walker 🇺🇸 @CoreyWriting]

It's quite frightening that this nutcase socialist ideology is starting to even penetrate the midwest. NYC and SF are one thing, but Wisconsin??? We are in deep trouble, folks.

[The Drunk Republican @DrunkRepub]

The left sending out Bette Midler to counter Trump’s birthday celebration on the White House lawn would be like if Sylvester Stallone went up against Gary Coleman in Rocky IV

[Jesse Rogers @JesseRogersESPN]

Pete Crow-Armstrong hits for the cycle. He's the 13th Cubs player to do it and first in MLB since Byron Buxton last July. Then he promptly gets picked off. That was a wild ride.

[Path To Manliness @PathToManliness]

I told you that the pendulum would swing back hard

[memetic_sisyphus @memeticsisyphus]

Sex is the only case where this could be mistaken for a sound argument. That’s due to the weird sexual ethics of our time designed to legitimize behavior that used to be condemned and condemning perfectly fine behavior. But let’s make it a little more obvious and replace sex with another act of physical intimacy, say a back rub (one could call this non-sexual touching). I’ve never wanted to give my wife a back rub. I don’t particularly enjoy doing it. But she’s my wife, I know it makes her happy and that matters quite a lot to me her husband, so I’ve given her hundreds? Thousands?

There are dozens of such acts both she and I do for one another in the name of our marriage. Acts where we are neutral or would simply rather not but because of love and our holy vow to one another means we perform them without complaint nor resentment. Acts of love that transcend other emotions.

If one were to take her advice literally, that a wife or husband should never do something they don’t feel like for their spouse, they would find a quick end to their marriage. Again you probably shouldn’t take marriage advice from a divorcee.

[Upstate Federalist @upstatefederlst]

Every single year the claim that progressivism is a religion gains more and more clarity.

They are government buildings. Government art installations. They are not temples. They are not graves. Abraham Lincoln is buried in Illinois.

[N M Meijer @n_m_meijer]

@Glinner White Liberal women ALWAYS know better than you, no matter what the topic is

Nevermind your firsthand experience and permanent disfiguring, Karen knows better because she's brimming with compassion and no one is as good and understanding as she is

Absolute disease of the mind

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

What do you want us to do, shoot her?

[Charles C. W. Cooke @charlescwcooke]

They’re really set on destroying their longtime talking point that “it’s a savings program, it’s your money, and you just get out what you pay in,” aren’t they?

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

“Dad…how good was Cape Verde’s keeper in the 2026 World Cup against Spain”

[Path To Manliness @PathToManliness]

It’s been the most fun week ever if you don’t hate America

[The Catholic Engineer @TheCatholicEngr]

Coworker just tried to schedule a meeting for Friday at 3 pm EDT, the exact time of the U.S vs Australia game

I reported him to HR

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

McConaughey: "A nice guy gets along... They don't necessarily have discernment or judgment, not sure what they stand for or against."

"A good man has ideals he stands for and stands against. When tested, a good man is not a nice guy."

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

Musk takes government contracts to provide services like building rocket ships. For some reason you idiots complain about that but you don’t complain about third world immigrants who take tax money to provide literally no service whatsoever to anyone. You’re not serious people.

[Stephen L. Miller @redsteeze]

Nothing she says here is true but she has the right friends in media so they will all applaud. Joy Reid is a bat shit crazy conspiracy theorist who they all accept because of the right politics.

And this is where Substack comes calling

[HollyCabot @HollyCabot]

Didn't think there was anything gayer than singing in a bathhouse, but Bette managed it

[Otto Von Tweetmarck @OVTweetmarck]

They’re all preexisting and aren’t even our largest stadia.

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

Tells you everything.

Rather than: “let’s make sure many more Americans can become trillionaires”

Instead it’s: “let’s make sure that no other Americans ever reach that level of success.”

These people are parasites. Explicitly opposed to human flourishing. Amazing.