conz

sad music enthusiast | 1x fantasy football champion | ICB shot instigator

[conz @jpconzet]

Auburn fans should know what to do there considering how many times they've played the Birmingham Bowl in recent history

[Sidelines - Bama @SSN_Alabama]

Maryland HC Kevin Willard wants Auburn fans to “stick around” during the Alabama-Maryland game tomorrow night.

“It’s 9:40 at night… I mean, what else is there to do in Birmingham?”

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

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[Morning Brew ☕️ @MorningBrew]

Chevron just posted a record $36.5 billion net profit for 2022.

That exceeds its previous record set in 2011 by about $10 billion.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Alabama OC/QB coach Bill O’Brien has returned to New England and is being named the Patriots offensive coordinator, sources tell @ClowESPN and me. O’Brien was a Patriots’ assistant coach from 2007-2011, and now returns to coach Mac Jones, whom he briefly worked with at Alabama.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Nobody loses to Kirk Cousins and gets away with it.

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

Every Time the Packers have been eliminated from the playoffs

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

This is why I drive a Toyota.

[Basel Musharbash @musharbash_b]

Giant Egg Company: We raised egg prices by nearly 300% last year, our gross margin by over 500%, and our gross profits by over 1000%

NYT/Vox Reporters: Got it. So we should blame skyrocketing egg prices on a minor avian flu outbreak that barely touched egg production, right?

[Scorigami @NFL_Scorigami]

CIN 22 - 18 NE
Final

That's Scorigami!! It's the 1075th unique final score in NFL history.

[conz @jpconzet]

The heavy hitting questions from my quarterback 💪🏼

[Kirk Cousins @KirkCousins8]

Can someone explain to me the difference between these 3 brands…
L.L. Bean, Lands’ End, and Eddie Bauer?

[conz @jpconzet]

@J_Payne33 The enlightenment era for jaypeezy

[conz @jpconzet]

Let me correct this:

Linux: Work
Windows: Gaming
macOS: to flex having a Mac

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

Stetson Bennett will be a legend forever as a walk-on QB who could potentially lead his team to back-to-back National Championships. He's also one of the best QBs in the country, measured by efficiency he trails only: C.J. Stroud, Hendon Hooker, Grayson McCall, (cont'd)

[Nico @elitetakes_]

Players that should’ve been a Heisman finalist before Stetson Bennett:

- Blake Corum
- Drake Maye
- Michael Penix Jr.
- Marvin Harrison Jr.
- Bijan Robinson
- Hendon Hooker
- Bo Nix
- Bryce Young

Just an inexplicable decision.

[Scorigami @NFL_Scorigami]

IND 19 - 54 DAL
Final

That's Scorigami!! It's the 1074th unique final score in NFL history.

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

FIFA World Cup Knockout Stage Qualifiers by number of Heisman Trophy Winners:
• 🇺🇸: 86
• 🇳🇱🇦🇷🇦🇺🇯🇵🇭🇷🇧🇷🇰🇷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇸🇳🇫🇷🇵🇱🇲🇦🇪🇸🇵🇹🇨🇭: 0

[Brandon Walker @BFW]

Auburn boosters spent last offseason fabricating an affair to fire their head coach on moral high ground and then promptly hired a coach busted for hookers.

[Blaiden Kirk @blaiden]

Ranking NFL QBs based on how welcome they’d be at my Thanksgiving dinner