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Just say "mmm... maybe"

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@itzhyman He’s still doing the rounds with this lie? It’s amazing how many people fall for this

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Deep Thoughts
by Jacob D Grumsfeld

No. 548

What if Michael Jackson was Jesuuuus?

Goodnight.

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@simplemellie Rage bait. Hence Nirvana.

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@benonwine He’s an actorrrr! Most of them are bit OTT. God forbid you ever meet a family of them as I did. It was hell.

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The Move #oasis #betterthan

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@liamgallagher @liamgadele With America being all about half time performances and shit, surely if you offered to do wonderwall at one of the England games they would jump on it! Chase it up! You only get to do it once! Don’t waste the opportunity. A great chapter of the future Oasis/Liam story!

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Come on Tim!

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The most expensive attacking players, per goal ever for Manchester United #manutd #manchesterunited

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My protest and who would want to hit me: Alphabet people (you know who you are), gammons (you know who you are) antisemitic anti-fascists (you know who you are, Islamists (you know who you are) and the Scotch (World Cup). Don’t blame me for the image. Done by a robot.

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Horrific. #notemmahayes #emmahayes #worldcup #itv

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BRUNO DOES IT! #manchesterunited #manutd #bruno #epl

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@fiko_amoako @Footballtweet Wow. Try commenting on a sport you actually know something about.

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@StandUpForTrmp NEWS

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@narindertweets @antmiddleton Just don’t disagree on social media, you will be arrested.

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@supertanskiii That’s a little masoganistic. I vote green and my female partner is voting reform. She’s a pink lady. She’s much smarter than me so maybe she’s right and I’m wrong. She certainly argues her case much better than I can. She has a masters degree in politics.

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@terrychristian King of fake news, straw man arguments and virtue signalling.

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@terrychristian Twat.

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@irreductible_Em So, the ONLY reason this is happening is because of angry white people? What about the people doing the actual stabbing? Are they not even a little responsible? Idiot.

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Amorim out. #amorimout

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@StrictSnipes @JackLloyd_18 @piersmorgan Well said