J.P. Corner

Bard College '14 | a human being doing human stuff | editor/journalist/word-wizard.

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I have a number of ideas that I want to create with Mads as the main character. I once explained one of them to Mads. He listened intently, but when I told him the title, he broke his face. He seemed to think I was joking. I was serious, though. The tentative title was "MADS MAX"

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But how do I cleanse my house of Orientalist bullshit???

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Holy crap that was the most depressing news rundown I’ve ever heard @TheCurrent

Thanks for telling us a story about a dog named Boner to close it out <3

[Bard College @BardCollege]

Bard College has a long history of civic engagement and activism. An applicant's participation in or disciplinary violation for peaceful protest to express their beliefs will not jeopardize a student's admission to Bard. https://t.co/WRDKWX6Y08

[Bard Lux @BardLux]

Hey, everyone! Lux is ramping up its social media presence in preparation for a prolific spring semester - follow us here or on our brand new Instagram page (@/luxliterarybard) to keep up with Lux-hosted events, deadlines, and all sorts of artsy goodness ✨

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Cocktails by Design at @ForageModern_MN is amazing! Thanks for a great night, @GoldsteinMuseum! #UMNGive

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laundry day illustration requests fulfilled by @MsJessLambert pt. 2

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laundry day illustration requests fulfilled by @MsJessLambert pt. 1

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@sebguts10 @Target I blame their stupid flippy hair for the confusion

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@sebguts10 @Target Well fuck way to ruin my fun

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@sebguts10 @Target Really?

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Yo @Target, these two are siblings. Rebel love is chill and all that but uh yeah this shirt is all about incest

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

John McCain is an American hero & one of the bravest fighters I've ever known. Cancer doesn't know what it's up against. Give it hell, John.

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Can everyone stop using URL shorteners please and thank you

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If u want to take the most peaceful shit of ur life during Bard's commencement, I highly recommend the library

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"dear diary,

today i am become death, destroyer of worlds!

xoxo,
paul ryan"

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@YUNG_ATIVAN please end this nightmare

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@YUNG_ATIVAN Waluigi 4 king

[Rave Sashayed @_sashayed]

nate silver: We Will Know Nothing Til About 8PM
me, hurling his crystals to the ground: HAST THOU THE SIGHT OR NOT, FALSE CONJURER

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@alecnewellz Swallowed by the void