Jonathan Peter Cryer

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[Jonathan Peter Cryer @jpcryer]

It is with great regret that I announce this will be my last tweet. This is due to complete lack of interest. Farewell

[Jonathan Peter Cryer @jpcryer]

Best wedding gift ever. Made our day even better! Thanks @mermhart

[Jonathan Peter Cryer @jpcryer]

ocd nightmare. order a kopparberg and it comes in an old mout glass. order an old mout and it comes in a koppaberg glass. nooo

[Jonathan Peter Cryer @jpcryer]

woah vegetarian sausages are well nice. yumaroo

[Jonathan Peter Cryer @jpcryer]

@Johnnylilley i need something to replace it. gonna try fruit cider

[Jonathan Peter Cryer @jpcryer]

iv gone off lager 😮

[Jonathan Peter Cryer @jpcryer]

@hello_luce because its not nothern its scouse

[Jonathan Peter Cryer @jpcryer]

weathers so depressing maaan

[Jonathan Peter Cryer @jpcryer]

a customer just said "where is your toilet because i need to make room for my food before it eat it"
i nearly threw up 😷

[Jonathan Peter Cryer @jpcryer]

I’ve just earned this badge for my no smoking progress, cz im mint https://t.co/GVxJg8qhJx

[Jonathan Peter Cryer @jpcryer]

@visakawho happy birthday

[Jonathan Peter Cryer @jpcryer]

pfft cant believe iv got a cold just before i go away. 😷

[Jonathan Peter Cryer @jpcryer]

I’ve just earned this badge for my no smoking progress https://t.co/GVxJg8qhJx

[Jonathan Peter Cryer @jpcryer]

im being forced to watch star wars. so far (1min in) they have used TOO MANY DOTS for the ellipsis. ugh.

[Jonathan Peter Cryer @jpcryer]

I’ve just earned this badge for my no smoking progress https://t.co/GVxJg8qhJx

[Jonathan Peter Cryer @jpcryer]

ooo things are about to change #LineOfDuty

[Jonathan Peter Cryer @jpcryer]

jeff on rocky road biscuits "what is this weird thing its like knocking mi crown out and massaging my cheek at the same time"

[Jonathan Peter Cryer @jpcryer]

yayy snow.

[Jonathan Peter Cryer @jpcryer]

arabiatta pizza- never again

[Jonathan Peter Cryer @jpcryer]

These black pants from bon marche are really on trend 🤔 #thegreatbritishbenefits