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Music, architecture, art, and big boys in tiny swimsuits.

[jpd @jpd10028]

@swolling_flyguy "Amazon Essentials" brand. With your bulk consider going up a size, if you're over 5'11" consider tall size. They sell out quick so you have to always keep checking back. But worth it when they get a shipment. Very good quality for the price, pretty sure it's a loss leader.

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@dale1110 @antique_nemesis Reading comprehension was not taught in your school.

[Karin @ixchella]

Ein Witz, der angeblich in der Ukraine kursiert:
Putin stirbt und kommt in die Hölle. Wegen guter Führung darf er ein paar Tage Urlaub in Moskau machen.
Er bestellt einen Wodka in einer Bar u. fragt den Barkeeper:
„Gehört uns eigentlich die Krim?" 1/

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@stockpiledclay Gwen Verdon enchanted little preschool pre-gay me. You just could not ever take your eyes off her.

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@leooschizari I'd film it, if only because I'm sick of the shitty editing and camera angles in porn these days. I'd consider dumping him if he flexes his arms while getting fucked because that's like the very first red flag that your guy is an idiot.

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@Bobbycharles56 Girl how much do you charge to cum in your ass bareback? A nickel?

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@sleepintru

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@UrbanCourtyard oof that is such a great design,

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@Jep_in_town me without glasses: why is his nipple next to his belly button?

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@98Checkpoints @mariaaviews

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@brezhneviano I watched the making of video and I still can't figure it out. There are no seams, and the editing is without a single flaw.

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@starheal Maybe his Jupiter good luck has nothing to do with being mayor but everything to do with using that failed venture as a springboard to a more lucrative grift.

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@mdnaspears_ Dammit this needed a George Michael feature.

Madonna did it, she fucking survived. This whole record is going to be joy through tears.

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@jenbegakis That joyous first time you hear 13 year old you's favorite song over the intercom at the grocery store but then you bend over to get something from the bottom shelf and there goes your back and your older family members start dying and also where is that fucking coupon.

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@SceneinCinema

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@MeidasTouch I'm sure he will find some other grift.

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@hombres_en_slip He's straight so he's automatically disqualified.

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@jz_ola63801 @petemoss_2 In other words, your body is finally the ideal shape and size for short shorts, crop tops, and tiny speedos.

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@UrbanCourtyard I love iconoclast neighborhoods where every period is represented yet everything still fits in. What I DON'T love is shit quality new builds that are not interesting. Diversity is great, cheap and/or boring is not. That new house needs windowsills and a covered entry.