Jon Derrick

MA in something arty, BEng in something nerdy.

[Jon Derrick @jpderrick]

Falling off the stage in a show: Careless

Falling off the stage whilst saying the line "I'd be careful if I were you" : Priceless

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@Schereeya wanted to make sure you got the full experience of living in England

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@ZachPierce98 2020 has been such a weird year I'd almost forgotten Santa's beard grew over his nose and up to his eyes

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@ZachPierce98 The ambience Zach, that's what it's all about

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@Rutchison I know, it's a real TRAGEDY, eh?

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due to new government guidelines, Steps' smash hit "5,6,7,8" will henceforth be known as "5,6"

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having owned a robot hoover for 2 months I can now confirm that it is not a substitute for a housemate

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@pollylikescake @TracybBeaker still know all the songs, might recreate it

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@Rutchison which half is this? the Bea or the les bit

the t in Beatles is silent obviously.

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@AlexMcLintock1 oh dear oh dear

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the chuckle-brothers do social distancing:
> two [metres to] me
> two [metres to] you

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@notquitesouth Thanks but, I'm not even sure I'm proud of this

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if there's one thing I've learnt about lockdown haircuts, it's that you can't fix a lockdown haircut by having another lockdown haircut.

i'm now back to the year 7 jon look, with a trendy bald spot

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@AlexMcLintock_ I heard that people used to stick a pair of underpants on their head, stick two pencils up their nose and say 'wibble' to pretend they'd gone mad. Perhaps you could try adding that in?

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why does one scene from Pingu sum up 2 years on a society committee so well

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Yeah but have you ever had to kick an audience member out for Heil Hitlering during the Nazi scenes in the Sound of Music?

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So today I accidentally told THE Andrew Lloyd Webber off for filming his own show... guess there goes my chances of ever being in any of his shows in the future 🙃😂

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@AlexMcLintock1 You cheeky minx

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@AlexMcLintock1

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@AlexMcLintock_

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Packet: Serves 4
Me:

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@ZachPierce98 @maxivarmanning @DavBol @thatXelaGuy But Zach we NEED a Label Maker