An Absolute Demon 

Just your basic dude with horns. Favorite activities are hiking, science and poking people with a pitchfork.

[An Absolute Demon  @jpdoctor]

A walk down memory lane with DJT:

This is A.I... I was never on Epstein’s Plane, or at his “stupid” Island. Strong Laws ought to be developed against A.I. It will be a big and very dangerous problem in the future!

https://t.co/U26o7TuhtS

[An Absolute Demon  @jpdoctor]

What a loathsome human being.

[Secretary Sean Duffy @SecDuffy]

We’ve now knocked 9,500 truck drivers out of service for failing to speak our national language — ENGLISH!

This administration will always put you and your family’s safety first.🚚

[An Absolute Demon  @jpdoctor]

@realmflynnJR Bigger question: Why exactly are you protecting the pedo-in-chief?

[An Absolute Demon  @jpdoctor]

@MikeJohnson Cool story bro.

Now, where are the unredacted Epstein files? or are you going to just continue to protect the pedo-in-chief?

[An Absolute Demon  @jpdoctor]

Cool story bro.

Now, where are the unredacted Epstein files? or are you going to just continue to protect the pedo-in-chief?

[Department of War 🇺🇸 @DeptofWar]

OFFICIAL STATEMENT:

The Department of War has received serious allegations of misconduct against Captain Mark Kelly, USN (Ret.). In accordance with the Uniform Code of Military Justice, 10 U.S.C. § 688, and other applicable regulations, a thorough review of these allegations has been initiated to determine further actions, which may include recall to active duty for court-martial proceedings or administrative measures. This matter will be handled in compliance with military law, ensuring due process and impartiality. Further official comments will be limited, to preserve the integrity of the proceedings.

The Department of War reminds all individuals that military retirees remain subject to the UCMJ for applicable offenses, and federal laws such as 18 U.S.C. § 2387 prohibit actions intended to interfere with the loyalty, morale, or good order and discipline of the armed forces. Any violations will be addressed through appropriate legal channels.

All servicemembers are reminded that they have a legal obligation under the UCMJ to obey lawful orders and that orders are presumed to be lawful. A servicemember’s personal philosophy does not justify or excuse the disobedience of an otherwise lawful order.

[An Absolute Demon  @jpdoctor]

@PeteHegseth "I'm too stoopid to understand a mirror image. Or at least, my followers are."

-- Petee the Drinkee

[An Absolute Demon  @jpdoctor]

@grok There is a lot of talk about following an illegal order in the military.

What is the penalty for giving an illegal order?

[An Absolute Demon  @jpdoctor]

The charlie kirk antiviolence folks are suddenly PRETTY QUIET.

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

The President of the United States of America just called for the death of Democratic lawmakers.

This man is sick in the head.

[An Absolute Demon  @jpdoctor]

🤣🤣🤣

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

BILL CLINTON LOOKS WEIRD.

[An Absolute Demon  @jpdoctor]

@SecScottBessent Oh look, @SecScottBessent is a pedo enabler:

[An Absolute Demon  @jpdoctor]

@dieworkwear IDK but WTF is with the nipple buttons on 1, 2, and 3?

I won't buy anything other than 4 because nipple buttons have always looked ridiculous to me.

[Sam Stein @samstein]

This picture. my god

[An Absolute Demon  @jpdoctor]

@HawleyMO Republicans were humiliated on election day.

But keep doing the same thing and expecting different results Josh.

[An Absolute Demon  @jpdoctor]

@dieworkwear But his head *is* small.

https://t.co/mtfjQkB2pk

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

shoulders are too extended. makes his head look small

[An Absolute Demon  @jpdoctor]

@SecScottBessent "I continue to call on five brave Democrats to come across the aisle and reopen the government."

= "I keep doing the same thing and expecting different results."

You must be a suuuuper jeeenius!

[An Absolute Demon  @jpdoctor]

@SenMullin @SenateGOP "We keep doing the same thing, and keep expecting different results. It must be the democrats fault!"

-- Senator Mullin

[An Absolute Demon  @jpdoctor]

@SpeakerJohnson REMEMBER: Your lord and master Trump said that the Senate should vote to remove the filibuster and pass with 50 votes.

[PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes]

Dancers at Trump’s Halloween party as people begin losing food stamps under his administration

[An Absolute Demon  @jpdoctor]

You mean to tell me that Republicans can end the shutdown any time they want?

And that their lord and master wants them to do just that?

I'm SHOCKED.

https://t.co/egYqcZnoQ7

[The Hill @thehill]

President Trump’s call for an end to filibuster faces GOP headwinds https://t.co/Gluq2NjBta

[An Absolute Demon  @jpdoctor]

@SpeakerJohnson "We kept doing the same thing, and the results were ALWAYS THE SAME! THIS IS CRAZY"

-- Mike Johnson
https://t.co/H8axZbHgxA