Mick 

[daft ponk @sicksadchris]

i really don't need alcohol to act crazy i'll tweak off a coke zero idgaf

[໊ @user0000O0]

it won't matter in a year

[cav empty @cavempty_]

napped for 3 hours

[뚱땡이 @kawaiiiwoni]

생김새

[Jayden @bbgst48]

They’re trying to buy me but I’m priceless :3

[:P @23lollz]

this is me btw

[Mick  @jpeg_mick]

@retirementkeys Thanks for posting! I’m on the list

[Jayden @bbgst48]

Grrrrrr….. they sogged me >:c

[SiliGremlin @SiliGremlin]

Oh,,, uhhmmm,,, hii,,, nn why are u so close even,,??

[anth*ny @oomfpit]

started taking my power bank to work to steal some free electricity

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

adderall makes me so pliant and submissive . yes i will email you back

[emkróliczek @Duju]

me @ work

[🩷🦭 Leah 🦭🩷 @Seallyprincess]

My laundry on the rinse cycle

[bears 🧸 @wydbear]

Can you imagine the level of pimpery your grandfather was on to own a gold toothpick.. let that sink in🗣

[Kyle @kylofone]

so much sympathy for today's kids. every aspect of their lives has been impoverished, there are no spaces for them, everything is prohibitively expensive, the planet is dying, they're being repeatedly infected, and the solution is apparently to further isolate them digitally.

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Banning under-16s from YouTube mostly means banning them from logging in, which means YouTube will treat them less like kids and more like anonymous adults. Great job, UK.

[dawn🪽 @silver_star_13]

crazy to think how many of these are bots because there’s simply no possible way 1/16 of the worlds population is subscribed to mr beast. like this has GOT to be dead internet theory