jazz

Mutual bummage practitioner

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Left w/o notice yesterday life is good

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New boss called me thunder buddy for some reason and stupidly I asked what that’s a reference to and she said Ted and I haven’t seen Ted so I said I’d watch it and now I have to watch fucking Ted with fucking Mark Wahlberg life is ABSOLUTELY FUCKING RELENTLESS I HATE IT HERE

[jazz @jpegazzy]

Interviewer trying so hard to seem amused

[voided intern @voidedintern]

Elon Musk reveals the moment his son Saxon left an entire sushi restaurant speechless

"I was living in L.A., and I took my older boys out for lunch to Sugarfish, which is a very kind of uptight sushi restaurant. In fact, on the menu of the restaurant, it says, do not ask for soy sauce, because the chef has put the right amount of soy sauce."

"So, like, extremely strict sushi restaurant. And so the waiter is going around asking everyone what they want and then it comes to Saxon and Saxon says I'll have a cheeseburger."

"And the waiter takes a moment to recover because no one ever asked for a cheeseburger at this very strict sushi restaurant. It took him like 30 seconds to realize he'd just been asked for a cheeseburger, because you're not even allowed to ask for soy sauce."

"So then when he finally recovered, he said, we don't have cheeseburgers. And Saxon goes at the top of his voice, what? Like, what kind of restaurant doesn't have cheeseburgers? He says, fine, I'll have a hamburger."

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@Thirteenthsteps

[NAOYATOUCHER1000 ⚢ @venurrable]

british ppl who say peak to mean good r spiritually Lost

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In the beginning there was cheesy michael

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@TomaszKira @TobyTurner Sick one mate get a fucking life

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Oh those allegations were definitely true

[Toby Turner @TobyTurner]

I’m not even close to being as extreme as the extremists I know, and I am literally going to kill millions of people.

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@TomaszKira @TobyTurner Nazi spotted 🫵

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@TobyTurner I live in England you muppet

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@sovatwt The concept of chrome not being replaceable

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I saw Millie Bobby Brown and Sabrina Carpenter at the top of Killigrew Street

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Soup community must’ve gone fucking nuts when celery was discovered

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> game that hasn’t released yet
> game that hasn’t released yet
> literally the best Spider-Man adaptation in like 20 years
> slightly mediocre sequel to aforementioned best Spider-Man adaptation in like 20 years

[W @NerevarIsWise]

SM1 was genuinenly terrific man

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I don’t really have an issue with Joe Marler but is it just me or is UK media just trying to ram him down our throats right now. Like yeah he was very sweet on Traitors but that doesn’t mean I want to see him on literally every reality TV show and advert now

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@riadollz Birmingham

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The Viltrumites are about to experience late-stage capitalism

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Licensed music in Invincible has always been terrible but fuck man OLIVER TREE?!? How does it get worse 😪

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Watching experience on Amazon is actually unbearable now, there are so many ads you actually cannot be immersed for even 10 minutes it is by far the worst viewing model that exists on major streaming services imo

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Told the guy at the bakery the other day I had allergies and he said ‘as long as you’re not allergic to paying!’ and I genuinely didn’t realise that could happen when YOU are the customer

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@tgdgde @bumpkinsTV Can we get a face reveal