Jack Pendergrass

[Jack Pendergrass @jpendergrass555]

I just want to take a moment to congratulate Richard Dombkowski on his recent retirement. Like and repost

[Jack Pendergrass @jpendergrass555]

Benjamin Netanyahu gave me an eating disorder!!

[Jack Pendergrass @jpendergrass555]

The world is your box of chocolates, its what you make of it

[Jack Pendergrass @jpendergrass555]

I might not need a frontal lobotomy, maybe just a bottle infront of me.

[Jack Pendergrass @jpendergrass555]

Last year was November?

[Jack Pendergrass @jpendergrass555]

She top on my soil till I dirt

[Jack Pendergrass @jpendergrass555]

@njvfootball11 Ouch ouch ouch

[Jack Pendergrass @jpendergrass555]

I'd only make it to 48 if I had a mid-life crisis now... so I probably should wait.... probably.

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Choose

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1984 was twenty years ago

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Cardi Gibbs

[Jack Pendergrass @jpendergrass555]

I need a new user interface cause the way I look and feel is JANK.

[Jack Pendergrass @jpendergrass555]

Ultra-bright headlights are an epidemic - why must you Yeehaws and Yankees blind others just trying to drive like a normal, regular-lit people. This exacerbation of illumination must cease for the resuscitation of retinas!

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Twitter

[Bush’s Beans @BushsBeans]

beans

[Jack Pendergrass @jpendergrass555]

If you pee standing up on a moving bus, you can very much so go to hell. No man, nor women, for that matter, has that kind of core strength or splatter control necessary for a bathroom break free of cataclysmic smell ramifications.

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Taming Palo

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From 1 year old kids to graduates of 2023, we have conquered school step by step together! So proud of you Isabella!! Now put this on the screen!! #SetonHall2023 #GoPirates

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We love ya, Isabella! Cousin squad reppping graduation all the way from NC! #SetonHall2023

[Jack Pendergrass @jpendergrass555]

I am extraordinarily bad at having free will.