jon newman

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@bbctms Surely Aggers could take his worn out piece of luggage to the @TheRepairShop.
I’m sure they could help

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@KitchenAid_UK why no reply? #CustomerService

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@KitchenAid_UK Hi, where can I purchase spare parts for my Artisan 1.5 L kettle please, it’s developed a leak.

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@poshscholarship Nice

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@WyoCaliBuilder @Worldwar_3_ Idiot

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@Worldwar_3_ Why wouldn’t Russia go the other way and avoid Europe. As Russia probably sees the USA as its biggest threat, so why would it bring Europeans into a conflict. With Trumps “separatist” ideology right now, lots of European peoples would urge their governments to not interject

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@theposhfan Ha ha ha #footballbitesback #theposh @DMAC102

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@OneWayMusicX It’s a girl, my lord
In a flatbed, Ford
Slowing down
To take a look at me

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@AuntCunt Ouch, I feel your pain

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@STVStudios who do I talk about a spin-off or special road trip? #antiquesroadtrip

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@diamondhotrod @timecaptales Finally, the correct answer

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@BurrowsHarrison Never forget where you learnt the art of the last minute winner #kip

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#hurricaneuk @bbcweather check your app

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@bbcweather #hurricaneforcewinds?

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@DxnHenzzy There can be only one………

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@philadlam

https://t.co/HSYbib2r0O how about this for a piece using the first team?

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@thesaviour He was disqualified ffs

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@ProfBillMcGuire Could you please give me the average global temperature for the 15th Century AD or the 81st Century BC, also could you confirm that Planet Earth is or is not indeed coming out of an ICE AGE and so globally temperatures will fluctuate.

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@BeckettUnite Oops #agedbadly now the fuller video is out

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@adi_mowles @PTAlanSwann @adi_mowles you right of course, but I don’t remember Greavsie or Sir Geoff slaughtering Big Ears or the Professional Geordie buddy. #whenarethefixturesout