Joshua Persons

Because the Internet has got it going on

[Joshua Persons @jpers36]

Hey @WatchMarquee Prime thinks I'm out-of-network and won't let me subscribe even though I am in-network. I can't find a living person who can help

[Joshua Persons @jpers36]

Hey @Cubs @WatchMarquee the crowd mic is picking up way too much canned stadium audio. You're unlistenable

[Joshua Persons @jpers36]

@CrankyFed My current reading feels apropos

[Joshua Persons @jpers36]

@Ineverglow Hangnail

[Joshua Persons @jpers36]

@lymanstoneky I reject your underlying premise that amusements are not of benefit to society

[Susannah Black Roberts @suzania]

That Hideous Strength is nonfiction

[Joshua Persons @jpers36]

That's pretty close to what I'd run as the Rams in Madden '03 most plays. Complementary audibles with a couple good run plays and a deep throw, and the CPU (along w/my brother) had no idea how to respond

[Kurt Warner @kurt13warner]

So many plays and situations that could alter this, but if I had to take 1 play into a game, it would be this one run numerous different ways!

[Joshua Persons @jpers36]

@JonathanMayo The math doesn't work out on the NL poll. Four listed prospects, with Lawlar listed in fourth place with 6.3% of the vote and 14.5% going to "others". Only two others received votes. But any way you slice 14.5%, one of those two is going to get more than Lawlar's 6.3%.

[Joshua Persons @jpers36]

@BrennenDavis__ My family and I witnessed your first homer at South Bend! Sorry to see you go, but good luck in your new org!

[Dan Wetzel @DanWetzel]

Jan 1, 2024: Michigan defeats Alabama

Dec 31, 2024: Michigan defeats Alabama

[Joshua Persons @jpers36]

Daily Walkoff ⚾️
Cubs #122 🦾

🟢🟢🟢🟢🚀

https://t.co/Fwyw6aQSEa

[Joshua Persons @jpers36]

A controller plugged into the second port can control the duck

[John Rich🇺🇸 @johnrich]

Going on my first duck hunt next week and taking my two sons. Any pointers from the duck guys out there?

[Joshua Persons @jpers36]

🎄 Daily Walkoff ⚾️
Cubs #116 🦾

"Big Christmas Energy"
🟢🟢🟢🟢🚀

https://t.co/Fwyw6aQSEa

[Joshua Persons @jpers36]

GUY GARDNER! AND MR. TERRIFIC!

[James Gunn @JamesGunn]

Here you go: the #Superman trailer. Krypto, take us home.

Watch the teaser trailer now and ❤ this post to get updates from @superman before it hits theaters this July.

[Joshua Persons @jpers36]

None of those offers are real

[theScore @theScore]

4 potential trades Astros should consider for Kyle Tucker. 👀 https://t.co/dmZ5xEqyZA

[Joshua Persons @jpers36]

Mine was a TI, too! I'm a lifelong programmer because if it

[Frank J. Fleming @IMAO_]

My parents got a Texas Instrument when I was four but it was too complicated for them so they returned it and got an Atari.

[Joshua Persons @jpers36]

@jcapital54 @foster_type Except for his tendency to shoehorn politics into his non-political writing

[Joshua Persons @jpers36]

@Ineverglow @lastfm Well, I've reestablished access to my https://t.co/fUDJrw32iD account and followed you

[Capt. Andrew Luck @CaptAndrewLuck]

Dearest mother —
The battleground has called for my glorious return. I’m thrilled to say, I shall heed that call.

I have reenlisted.

While my sidearm is permanently holstered — I shall help train other young men to be great soldiers. Please send care packages of squirrel oil and skunk cakes to our basecamp at Stanford. I love you.
— Andrew