Julia Pershing

Singer | Reader | Flâneur | “A Bit Much” |🪩🩵✨

[Julia Pershing @JPershing13]

Any time I’m struggling to peel an orange I feel like a zoo animal who’s been given an enrichment activity

[Julia Pershing @JPershing13]

@GingOffTheHing Radiant glorious benevolent queen

[Julia Pershing @JPershing13]

@GingOffTheHing I log in for one day!!!!!

[brecht apologist @madison_tayt]

don’t want to take pics of people in public but there was this couple on my train who were standing like this, staring one another in the eyes, foreheads touching, going “meep meep meep” “meep meep” “meeeeep meep meep meep” back and forth to each other

[Julia Pershing @JPershing13]

If your name is Leo & you let me bum a cigarette from you during Jack White just know that you’re really hot and I regret not asking for your number

[Riot Fest @RiotFest]

Goodnight Riot Fest. Day 2 is done.
We’ll see you tomorrow.
Still a few tix left for Sunday: https://t.co/6gSAwPWyEF

[Julia Pershing @JPershing13]

@GingOffTheHing Sounds like they’re not your friend anymore

[Julia Pershing @JPershing13]

@BiancaTylek Was screaming this at a bar on Monday in anticipation of Tuesday

[Julia Pershing @JPershing13]

@LadyOh24 Been thinking about you a lot today and sending you so much love as you navigate this 💗

[Julia Pershing @JPershing13]

She has models of the castle in her house 😭

[Anime Aesthetics @anime_]

Diana Wynne Jones, author of Howl's Moving Castle, shared her perspective on Hayao Miyazaki’s film adaptation of her book.

[Domo Julio @DapperDomo]

Everybody passing away except Clarence Thomas

[Julia Pershing @JPershing13]

Started taking barre classes at a shmancy gym and I gotta say the thing motivating me through the class is the fact that when it’s over I won’t have to listen to the godawful club remixes of the top 40 for the rest of the night 🫠

[2 @v4312o]

Andrew Garfield was ROBBED of the Oscar in 2022 and people aren’t ready for that convo. Sorry but his performance as Jonathan Larson was objectively a top notch performance in a 21 century musical—arguably, a top performance of the century.

[Julia Pershing @JPershing13]

@GingOffTheHing Not a fan of Scottie Sheffler? Who’s name I only know because I watched 5 hours of him playing golf with my grandparents

[daenerystargaryenfan444 @midwestbimbo]

The r word making a comeback has got to be one of the most uncomfortable things I have ever witnessed…like you’re not embarrassed?

[Maya Contreras @mayatcontreras]

Even Jill Stein’s Twitter account goes pretty silent every four years and then picks back up when she’s running for office again. Such an unbelievable scammer. I get if you’re frustrated by two-party system, our policies, but holy sh-t, she’s a grifter.

[itsonlyzach @itsonlyzach]

Can't explain why, but ANTM-coded.

[Julia Pershing @JPershing13]

He donated a cardio arm to Genovia!!! He did it all for her!!! May we all find our Michael Moscovitz’s 🙏🏼

[maha @mahaaaay]

“THE ohio state university” shut THE fuck up

[Julia Pershing @JPershing13]

Remember when saying that you had "binders full of women" potentially cost you the election? Those were the good ol days