Jordan Pelavin ✌

I probably have feelings about that.

[Jordan Pelavin ✌ @jordanpelavin]

I'm not saying my cat is a magical being, but sometimes the photos speak for themselves

[Jordan Pelavin ✌ @jordanpelavin]

Can I get a hell yeah?

[7News DC @7NewsDC]

JUST IN: Former D.C. Councilmember Kenyan McDuffie conceded the Democratic primary for mayor Thursday morning.

"While the final certification process will continue, it is clear that the voters have chosen a different path," he shared.
https://t.co/sHwU9m0nYR

[Jordan Pelavin ✌ @jordanpelavin]

Get out of our city you absolute losers!!! I'm so tired!!

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

The White House is hosting a UFC match on its lawn in honor of America’s 250th birthday.

[Jordan Pelavin ✌ @jordanpelavin]

Hey so what does this mean

[Carly Rae Jepsen @carlyraejepsen]

I’m patient but your body’s breathing life beside me

Los Angeles, March 8, 11:27pm

[Carly Rae Jepsen @carlyraejepsen]

White walls, terracotta tiles, a view of the sea…

Nice, October 21, 9:01am

[disgraced congressman @jon4hry4n]

can’t wait to take the gay train to my woke job

[Jordan Pelavin ✌ @jordanpelavin]

Join my team at @DCFPI! We're looking for a Director of Communications who cares about finding just policy solutions to rebuild inequitable systems in DC. Not to brag, but I think our crew is pretty great!

https://t.co/pDKNfOO1HO

[Jordan Pelavin ✌ @jordanpelavin]

Ready to once again engage in my favorite summertime activity

(Worrying about the mental situation of the Love Island music producer)

[Organizermemes @OrganizerMemes]

A core DC experience is meeting the friendliest/kindest person ever at a party and then later finding out that they work for congressman Megahitler

[Softboy☄️ @softboywin]

anyone who had a tumblr account from 2010-2014 has a masters degree in social media

[Jordan Pelavin ✌ @jordanpelavin]

Lives were changed

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

18 years ago today, Vanessa Hudgens released “Sneakernight.”

[Jordan Pelavin ✌ @jordanpelavin]

You just had to be there!! Like!!!

[baseball Nate @capsf1sh]

eveyone wants to say they’ll be the next version of this when they’re down but this can never be replicated

[Jordan Pelavin ✌ @jordanpelavin]

So tired of clicking on ads for clothing only to find out it's an outfit for toddlers, sorry I have WHIMSY

[Jordan Pelavin ✌ @jordanpelavin]

My day is coming, I can feel it in my bones

[reezy @stillreezy]

caught this banger just before it was deleted

[Jordan Pelavin ✌ @jordanpelavin]

this is genuinely embarrassing, like why are we posting this

[Washington Nationals @Nationals]

"i like the grass"

[DCFPI @DCFPI]

ACTION ALERT

Join us in contacting the DC Council & urging them to implement a wealth proceeds tax to raise revenue & improve tax fairness.

Taxing the proceeds generated from wealth is a simple way for DC to help struggling residents.

✉️: https://t.co/vpNLTaWoXt

[Jordan Pelavin ✌ @jordanpelavin]

@thenoasletter Genuinely teared up at this post

[Jordan Pelavin ✌ @jordanpelavin]

I am, once again, thinking of the photos of the former governor of Maryland, who once launched an ill-fated campaign for president, Martin O'Malley, on horses and in revolutionary war era cosplay. Two different horses!! Two different outfits!!

[DCFPI @DCFPI]

This is your tax day reminder that the top 5% of DC families pay a lower share of their income in taxes than the bottom 95% combined.

Learn more about why we need to be taxing wealth: https://t.co/KzO5pE0gdS