JP Fugler

[JP Fugler @jpfugler]

It’s spring break! Or, as I refer to it: Teachers Go to the Doctor Week.

[JP Fugler @jpfugler]

I have no idea how Florida and the Sentient Pop Tart relate to football, but I do know that sounds like a Harry Potter title.

[JP Fugler @jpfugler]

I know that people think Christmas is magical through the eyes of a child, but you should try it through the ears of a childless adult.

[JP Fugler @jpfugler]

I have this fun relationship with the Postal Service where they bring me things and I throw those things away for them. 🥰

[JP Fugler @jpfugler]

I have been waiting on my car in this auto center where they’re playing the kind of country music that sounds like if Bass Pro Shop was a band. You know what I mean. Halp plz.

[JP Fugler @jpfugler]

I’m at that age where I stopped lying when someone asks what my favorite movie is by saying some artsy film. Now, I’m honest and say it’s a tie between Legally Blonde and Miss Congeniality.

[JP Fugler @jpfugler]

I do not like it when I am driving my car and other people are driving their cars.

[mattie lubchansky @Lubchansky]

i think you should be able to hold up a little card when you’re about to say a word that you’ve only read before out loud for the first time. and nobody is allowed to make fun of you

[JP Fugler @jpfugler]

My rule of thumb is I don’t trust people who start counting with their thumb. What, are you five?

[JP Fugler @jpfugler]

@therunchat No.

[JP Fugler @jpfugler]

If I had a dollar for every time someone said to me that teachers need to be paid more, then I’d—well, I wouldn’t need to be paid more.

[JP Fugler @jpfugler]

@HaleyBasstm @lmillernpr The hook to the Oliver Sipple episode. The Annie Brown portion of the Breath episode.

[JP Fugler @jpfugler]

@sabrinablittle The fruit snack-type Honey Stinger chews were the only thing I could stomach the last few miles of the 28K I did in the Utah mountains today. They were the best tasting thing I ever had. (Or, maybe I was just hungry?)

[JP Fugler @jpfugler]

The amount of garlic that I use when cooking is a form a self-care.

[JP Fugler @jpfugler]

How I speak when someone has a different accent than me

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

Puppy thinks he’s a bunny.. 😊

[JP Fugler @jpfugler]

I’m not a flat-Earther, but I do use a:

[JP Fugler @jpfugler]

Me, when there is even one strand of string lights:

“Ooooooooh, this place is fancy!”

[JP Fugler @jpfugler]

*Drools in Texan*

[JP Fugler @jpfugler]

A few days before a road trip! Could the timing BE any More Perfect?!

[Lulu Miller @lmillernpr]

O(yez)MG!
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