jonathan holmes

Dog walker, retired surfer, wine snob.

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Just because Robbie Collin has picked his 50 favourite movies doesn't make them the 50 greatest films of all time @Telegraph, it just makes them his favourite 50...

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@RDH_tweets apart from https://t.co/yt5VgUZU5o

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For years I have used Himalayan salt and wrongly assumed it came from Nepal but I've only just found out that it comes from Pakistan... #thingsIfoundouttoday

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"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." The Life of Reason -George Santayna

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@RDH_tweets I did, it was depressing...

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The force is <strong> @TheSun this afternoon...

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Someone must be a bit hungover @BBCSport

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https://t.co/xW18loZ12R

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Dublic? @DailyMail

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@petapixel Wrong link https://t.co/2f8Rrwr40V

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My TV licence is due at the end of October and yet @tvlicensing have taken the payment today, 21 days before it is due. They now get the interest on my money for this period which I don't. Its legalised theft.

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My absolute favourite Brian Patten poem

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@steve4good Surely you should have red glasses...

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60 years later, still incredible https://t.co/8ShKeaFdiW

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https://t.co/DZN3QRAWWg

#tuneoftheday #ninasimone

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Apparently a first class stamp is now £1.70, I am genuinely shocked...

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Shame that @thesun couldn't find any pictures of UK plugs and sockets to illustrate this story... https://t.co/z1JRY4dOYY

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@woodsphil @SkySportsF1 @LandoNorris @OscarPiastri @McLarenF1 @redbullracing @visacashapprb Ordinarily, the baseline penalty for leaving the track and gaining a lasting advantage is 10 seconds. However, given that this was lap one and turn one incident, we considered that to be a mitigating circumstance and imposed a 5 second time penalty instead.

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Did you know that removing potatoes from your diet can help you lose over 80% of

your will to live....