Jana

[Jana @jphippster]

Sarah said I look like my cat and that's probably the best compliment I've ever received

[Jana @jphippster]

Eww someone opened the turtle freezer #marinebiologistthoughts

[Jana @jphippster]

I wanna know why madam hooch got to have cool yellow eyes but none of the Weasley’s have freckles and Harry can’t have green eyes

[Jana @jphippster]

@lildickytweets I’m at a club and they skipped my fav part of your song

[Jana @jphippster]

It’s rainy here in Honolulu #MarchForOurLives

[Jana @jphippster]

Is it really your bday if you don’t end up at a gay Karaoke bar playing vanilla ice

[ariq @longlive_nixon]

can't even argue with a thing he said..

[Jana @jphippster]

Wow Rick and morty is an intense show... especially if you’re super tired and have had an entire 2 drinks...

[Jana @jphippster]

Ok Perry

[Jana @jphippster]

Drunk Paola in a platypus onesie: “I’m a spy but like an inconspicuous spy”

[Jana @jphippster]

Morgan won’t take off my onesie, I think I might have to accept that I’m actually just dating a platypus

[Jana @jphippster]

Happy Australia Day, who wants to drink some fosters with me bc it’s the closest thing to Aussie beer we get here 🍻🇦🇺

[Jana @jphippster]

I wonder how many snitches are just lost in the atmosphere from quidditch practice

[Jana @jphippster]

I tell my bf "but not in a creepy way" wayyyy too often 😅

[Jana @jphippster]

@nickjonas come visit my best friend in the hospital in Honolulu, she's awesome, even tho she's super sick rn (no excuses we know you on da island)

[Jana @jphippster]

@nickjonas I'll pay for your Uber

[Jana @jphippster]

@nickjonas come visit my best friend in the hospital in Honolulu, she's really awesome, even if she's super sick rn (no excuses we know u on da island dude)

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

ME: Joe, about halfway through the speech, I’m gonna wish you a happy birth--
BIDEN: IT’S MY BIRTHDAY!
ME: Joe.

Happy birthday to @JoeBiden, my brother and the best vice president anybody could have.

[Jana @jphippster]

The first sentence of The Sorcerers Stone never fails to make me smile

[Jana @jphippster]

Ok but I'm more concerned about her getting her hair caught in her butt when she tries to straighten out her neck, that's gonna hurt and like her greatest ASSet will be partial at fault and that's sad https://t.co/PzDtFz0LRH