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some jerk hacked my account for a second

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some jerk messed with my account. now i’m playing update passwords

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@andycomplains @darksheikftf you’re very dudely, bubba

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@DanhausenAD congrats dude excited for your future

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don’t give dogs whiskey!

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@StevieJohnson13 how do you feel about ted hurst - georgia?

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i’m so glad the @BuffaloSabres are doing their best to give my life something nice.

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@Cover1 kirk cousins just talked about the switch from coverage based vs progressions plays. and how the nfl is doing this more and more. weird both him and josh are talking about this

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buy sauvage so you can smell like johnny depp and hang out with mountain lions

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my laundry schedule has gone amiss. my underwear to towel ratio has switched. i either have too many towels or not enough underwear.

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@AEW you got to get tomsgotglasses to help out with the talents glasses situation

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my balcony war with flying roaches when it’s hot out continues. keeping a sword near the door now. i worry for the day the roach or roaches join the blue jay who’s always yelling at me

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i don’t recognize a ton of top 40 music but pavarotti singing pagliacci coming out of a building i apparently do

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is it weird that i’m bothered by blink-182’s connections to high level military and government officials ? and i’m not just talking tom

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i got really mad that no one said devil may cry was released on Netflix…then i found out it was released today.

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@AmerksHockey i definitely want one of these

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nostalgic music , an upcoming big anniversary that will go uncelebrated and late night thoughts. i’m still 22 right?

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be good
do good
god bless
go bills!

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ever look at the people recommended for you to follow and get mad? yeah me neither, that’d be weird

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i just watched a video of a goth girl reading the bible for 30 minutes.

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are poached eggs really that amazing they need to be eaten out of a fancy cup?