toucan man

sweaty n delicate

[toucan man @jpic92]

*feeds my cat*
*gets ready for bed*
*gets comfortable in bed*
*cat pukes on windowsill above my bed*

Goodnight moon

[toucan man @jpic92]

“She literally scanned in a recipe for a ham sandwich and emailed it to me”

@bbyrvnn

[toucan man @jpic92]

“Midwest emo is the greatest genre”

-overheard at a Chicago dive bar

[Scuderia Ferrari HP @ScuderiaFerrari]

When @Charles_Leclerc discovers that there are FOUR DRS zones this weekend 😳

#essereFerrari 🔴 #AusGP

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

{Handing my card to the McDonalds cashier} I’ll just keep it open thanks

[Arrow McLaren IndyCar Team @ArrowMcLaren]

This will have you blued to the television. 💙

[toucan man @jpic92]

“Can I fart in here?”

@seanwadsdawg at corner pocket

[taylor @DJmemequeen]

@tacobell y’all did my dawg Jason soo wrong 😢😢😢😢

[Jimmy Broadbent @JimmyBroadbent]

bono my brain

[Soup @soupinthering]

men explaining why they like to watch cars going around a track 50 times

[toucan man @jpic92]

Motorsport is the best sport you cannot change my mind

[Chris Medland @ChrisMedlandF1]

OFFICIAL: Protest not upheld. Race result stands and Max Verstappen is drivers' champion #F1 #AbuDhabiGP

[Oracle Red Bull Racing @redbullracing]

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTT!!!!!

[Sabu @TheRealSabuECW]

Wtf dose that mean? Lol

[toucan man @jpic92]

In Atlanta four times in two months. Imma just move 💅🏼

[🥡 @tomshivs]

today is the only day you can retweet this

[tequila mockinbird @imnotajojunkie]

they gotta start sellin beers with the gatorade nipple cap bro

[Boomhauer @_Boomhauer]

Dang ol’ sheesh, man