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[Old Gassy @OldGassy1984]

Murphy's Law: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.

Schrödinger's Cat: The cat is both dead and alive until we open the box.

Murphy's Cat: Any cat that jumps into a postal van will go feral and see out its days living with relatives in Preston.

[The Pub Crawlers @pubcrawlerspod]

Next week... 👀 @adamrowecomedy

What's your ideal number of pints? 🍻

[Iconoclast @IconoclastPig]

Me IRL talking about demographics at every opportunity.

[Jacob @JacobHorsfall_]

You’re welcome mate x

[Jclear06 @jclear06]

🤣🤣🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Rasmus Jarlov @RasmusJarlov]

So, I have now watched two NFL games. Here is my Ted Talk on how the US Americans should make American rugby more attractive to us Europeans. (Because that is very important):

1) Europe should host it every year.
2) You should change the rules that I dont understand.
3) Get rid of any teams from cities that Europeans can not find on a map because they probably dont even exist.
4) Once Europeans start playing it, we will the best at it, because we have the best athletes.
5) In fact, we are probably already the best.

[Matty🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @mh_bfc]

Topped the group with 2 clean sheets out of 3 and you’ve got a fella saying sack the manager, fucking clueless

[bird @1bird_d]

cs players now are complaining about a map being "unplayable without good coordination with all of your teammates" ?

[keewa 🇵🇸 @keewa]

Lol this motherfucker thinks the US empire was funding *leftist* politicians in south america

[SPEC @___4o____]

Was not kidding when we said we were building our own llm. This is another brain system that we'll have organized all on a single dashboard. This kid's a fucking savage. I don't even know what he's doing over here. It's fucking impressive. But yeah, we've got our own llm. I rebuilt the Natan. We've got – we're going to build our own systems. That's where we're at. We actually need more power, navidia. We're going to get some computers from y'all. I'm going to tag you if you can hook me up. We're like really onto some things. I think you guys would appreciate it. I don't think most people have figured this out. If they have, they're not fucking talking about it. Our claude, our whole system, we do diagnostics on our system daily. We need more power. I mean, that's literally the problem we're running into. We have the ability to create based on the skills and the knowledge we have, like really high-end video generation systems and all this stuff. We literally just need a computer that's going to do it. So I think I'm going to sell my fucking car this week, and I'm not even kidding. I'm going to go buy some navidia computers and get us a whole fucking setup because we're really, really like onto something I really – it's serious. It's serious. We'll keep you all updated. We'll keep you all updated for sure. But hit the follow button. We're going to release this. Fuck tokens. Fuck APIs. Build your own systems locally. We'll teach y'all how to do it or sell the products, and it's just going to be one price a month, unlimited everything. Just fuck it. Why not?

[GM @Element_M1ller]

I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve watched this. One win and Wonderwall blaring out has got me hooked.

[Chivo Infante @chivoinmortal]

Maradona si hubieran existido las pausas de hidratación en México 86.

[Kelian @kelianausaurus]

Puisque la défaite de NAVI au major m’a dégoûté, j’ai décidé de vous dégoûter aussi.

GIVEAWAY du KNIFE le plus moche de CS2 :

Navaja (★) | Aspect rouillé
État : Marquée par les combats
Pattern : 67
Valeur : rien

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TAS dimanche

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

Eureka!! Hope you all are enjoying the World Cup

[Callum🗿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @CaliJ98]

Fuck it, 1 win and a little sing song is all I need. I’m all in.

[Zak 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇨🇴 @ZG1999_]

Booing the hydration break, sinking 5,000 pints as a collective and getting kicked out of the bars, knocking over plant pots, offensive chants about other countries

Finally, a real country has arrived at the World Cup.

[negev on b @negev_on_b]

Love this banger🐐

[JP @jpitnitn]

@camouflybeats when does the world get to enjoy this??????????