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I peaked at 10 when I hit two home runs in a Little League game. Chris Jackson (@ChrisIsSingin) once played the role of me on stage.

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Does anybody know the best way to bring a lawsuit against the @TGL? I know that I’ve gone on record saying that whenever I made a sports league we would play when nobody fucking knew, with rules that were constantly changing, and shirts and hats that don’t fucking match. Go Team!

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Hey @pga, got any refunds for all of this Ryder Cup merch I purchased after this absolute trash performance by the boys?

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@ForePlayPod I took the same line. It wasn’t on purpose 😂

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@GeoffPMosher YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH MOSHER

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@GolfDigest Trees are 90% air

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@FrankieBorrelli Yessir

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@pxg There is no way naming it the Allan Putter was the better choice over The Allan Parsons Project

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@MyGolfSpy I did an outing that had somebody on every hole watching, I believe the winner came in at -7.

Second, is there some workshop that happens for people that work at golf courses to score in that handwriting? I see it everywhere

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@AdamSche1fer Xbox

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@jimmyfallon @MickJagger @RollingStones If you think Mick Jagger will still be out there trying to be a rock star at age fifty, then are sadly, sadly mistaken

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@DerekBodnerNBA The need for an explainer here just absolutely ripped me to shreds

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@flagdirt @SuperDIRTcar @bos_speedway Blue-Footed Booby

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@reelbraddavis @DugFill What a weekend that was. Great day 8yrs ago

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Art Giveaway!
RT and follow me for a chance to win this Ken Griffey Jr 11x14 giclee art print! Tag a friend too! I will pick the winner at random this Friday after 10PM EST. 😀

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@flagdirt OJ slammer sending my kid to college

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@flagdirt @BrakeHardBlog https://t.co/LiTYdo2XTa

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@FanDuel They’re 3-13 combined. Christ.

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@Phillies Jersey looks like a bad piece of Union merch

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I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours