j killlaaa

forget anybody that came before and consider me when you're thinking about anybody who came after #ovo

[j killlaaa @jpk1024]

pandas are painted dogs

[OVO Sound @OVOSound]

October’s Very Own

[j killlaaa @jpk1024]

the only acceptable ways for a pedestrian to thank a car that lets them go: speed the fuck up or wave. anything else is asking for a enemies

[j killlaaa @jpk1024]

the level of support/admiration at the drs office when i say i’m a nursing student is unmatched

[j killlaaa @jpk1024]

potholes and shadows do not mix

[j killlaaa @jpk1024]

if anyone’s wondering why justin bieber and drake haven’t had a collab it’s cuz my blood pressure couldn’t take it

[j killlaaa @jpk1024]

clearly the peeps working are new to the crew also it’s !! jus!! panera!!

[j killlaaa @jpk1024]

sitting in panera doing hw and the couple next to me’s entire conversation has been about what a “nightmare” it was waiting for their food……

[j killlaaa @jpk1024]

my hobbies include checking the planet fitness crowd meter to diagnose the ideal environment

[j killlaaa @jpk1024]

watching a kid savagely eat a smoothie bowl in his car made me feel less alone

[prance @bocxtop]

if i had the motivation all day that i have at 10pm to get my life together, i would have my life together

[j killlaaa @jpk1024]

why can’t bagels come in halves?

[tiller @brysontiller]

salute to anyone who minded their business this year. love to see it.

[j killlaaa @jpk1024]

@Tankus101 coming from a mcchicken lover such as yourself, i’m surprised

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i’d pay someone $500 to get inside my head and craft the perfect playlist that will miraculously get me to the finish line of the falmouth road race in a reasonable amnt of time

[j killlaaa @jpk1024]

i feel like the world would be a much happier place if social media didn’t have the commenting feature

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only ppl who are completely out of touch w social cues say “you look tired today” #changemymind

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petitioning for a national ban on photo filters, i’m sick of this catfish world

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@Tankus101 SAME i’ve been trying to change ed for 3+ years

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rly wondering why there’s no such thing as a soup fast food chain. not talkin panera, talkin like a drive thru exclusively for soup