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#voteBLUE, fierce advocate of children, LA Dodgers🏆, KC Chiefs

[J @jplots4]

Breakfast and hot lunches should be free for all students in K-12 public schools, regardless of their circumstances. This money should not be going to other countries or billionaires. It should be spent on improving the lives of children.

[Gandalv @Microinteracti1]

🇬🇱 🇩🇰 🇺🇸 Was this the smartest con in Arctic history?

The Danes and Greenlanders know perfectly well that the Trump regime is staffed by high school dropouts and people who move their lips when they read, and they know that nobody in this failed administration has the faintest idea that a 1951 agreement exists.

So Copenhagen takes the old treaty out of the drawer, blows off the dust, changes the date to 2026 and adds a clause banning China and Russia, neither of whom was ever going to be invited anyway. Trump, who sincerely believes he is the sharpest mind in a movement where that is not a demanding title, promptly launches himself into orbit with a triumph he imagines will win him the midterms.

He demanded an island, was sold his own lease back with a fresh cover page, and could not be more thrilled.

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[fatty patty @theonlydyl_]

Below is a list of every NFL accomplishment from Mahomes in his 31 years of life.

This is why he is the 2nd best to ever do it, and he sat a year.

• 3× Super Bowl Champion
• 3× Super Bowl MVP
• 2× NFL MVP
• 2× First-Team All-Pro
• 1× Second-Team All-Pro
• 6× Pro Bowler
• 2018 NFL Offensive Player of the Year
• 2018 Bert Bell Award
• 5 Super Bowl appearances
• 7 AFC Championship Game appearances

• 2018: 5,097 passing yards and 50 passing TDs
• One of only two QBs in NFL history with 5,000+ passing yards and 50+ passing TDs in a season
• Multiple 5,000-yard passing seasons
• Multiple 40+ passing-TD seasons

• Youngest QB to win both NFL MVP and a Super Bowl
• Youngest QB to win multiple Super Bowls
• Youngest QB to win multiple Super Bowl MVPs
• Youngest QB to start three Super Bowls
• Youngest QB to start four Super Bowls
• Youngest QB to start five Super Bowls
• First QB to win three Super Bowl MVPs before turning 30
• First QB since Tom Brady to win back-to-back Super Bowls
• First player since 1999 to win NFL MVP and Super Bowl MVP in the same season

• Fastest QB in NFL history to 10,000 passing yards
• Fastest QB in NFL history to 15,000 passing yards
• Fastest QB in NFL history to 20,000 passing yards
• Fastest QB in NFL history to 25,000 passing yards
• Fastest QB in NFL history to 30,000 passing yards
• Fastest QB in NFL history to 35,000 passing yards
• Fastest QB in NFL history to 100 passing TDs
• Fastest QB in NFL history to 150 passing TDs
• Fastest QB in NFL history to 200 passing TDs
• Fastest QB in NFL history to 250 passing TDs
• Fastest QB to 300 combined regular-season and postseason passing TDs

• Most passing yards through a QB’s first 50 career starts
• Most passing TDs through a QB’s first 50 career starts
• Most passing yards through a QB’s first 75 career starts
• Most wins through a QB’s first 100 career starts
• Most playoff wins by a QB before age 30
• Most playoff passing TDs by a QB before age 30
• Most playoff passing yards by a QB before age 30

• 17 career playoff wins
• Second-most playoff wins by a QB in NFL history
• 46 career playoff passing TDs
• Second-most playoff passing TDs in NFL history
• 5,800+ career playoff passing yards
• 10 Super Bowl passing TDs
• 1,300+ Super Bowl passing yards

• 6 career playoff game-winning drives
• 7 career playoff fourth-quarter comebacks
• Led Kansas City to a Super Bowl win after trailing by 10+ points in three different Super Bowls
• Led the Chiefs to three Super Bowl championships in a five-season span

• NFL record 13 consecutive playoff games with 250+ passing yards
• NFL record six consecutive seasons with 11+ regular-season wins as a starting QB
• First QB in NFL history to begin his career with seven consecutive AFC Championship Game appearances as the primary starter
• First player in NFL history with 300+ passing yards, 5+ passing TDs and 50+ rushing yards in a playoff game

• Threw 50 TD passes in his first full season as an NFL starter
• Won NFL MVP in his first full season as an NFL starter
• Reached the AFC Championship Game in each of his first seven seasons as Kansas City’s full-time starting QB
• Reached five Super Bowls in a six-season span
• Won three Super Bowl MVPs before his 30th birthday

H/T @MLFootball

[Gina Milan @ginamilan_]

Ed Sheeran didn’t get to $400 million by turning somebody else’s stadium into his personal soapbox.

He’s the HEADLINER. His name is on the marquee. His tour. His stage. His audience. His crew. His business.

Macklemore asked to join the tour. Ed said yes. He was handed a massive platform and an audience he didn’t have to spend years building.

And somehow the opener confused being invited with being important.

Sweetheart, there’s a reason you’re the plus-one.

You didn’t build the tour. You didn’t sell the tickets. You didn’t create the audience. You didn’t bankroll the production. You were invited to open the damn show.

So maybe don’t walk into someone else’s house, grab the microphone, hijack the room, and then act shocked when the homeowner tells you to leave.

Ed built his platform. He earned his audience. He sells out stadiums. He pays his people. He puts on the show.

The openers can keep chasing political applause and internet validation.

But being loud doesn’t make you the star. Being invited doesn’t make it your platform.

There’s a reason one name is in giant letters on the marquee.

And there’s a reason yours is nowhere to be found.

[Monica ⁷ ⊙⊝⊜ @namuabyss]

Ed Sheeran getting more hate than Robert Kraft who is the billionaire who said Macklemore can't play at his stadium and called his stadium buddies and told them to not allow it, the same billionaire that's besties with Netanyahu...

[Dancing through the lightning strikes @Miss_AshG]

2.8 billion dollar sale of weapons to Israel happening right under our noses but hey at least we’ve able to debate Macklemore and Ed Sheeran all day.

[Agent Self FBI™ @AgentSelf99b]

Trump is not giving you a dividend check for $5000. They're not giving you $9,000 to stay home with your kids. They didn't give you the DOGE check. Or the tariff refund. Or $2 gas. Or cheaper groceries. Or a healthcare plan. Or 600% off your prescriptions. At some point, gullibility stops being an accident and starts being a choice.

[J @jplots4]

Wi$h Li$t (settled down acoustic version) is also one of my favorites.

[J @jplots4]

Currently but it changes often…
Honey
Father Figure
Ophelia
Opalite
Wood

[Swifties HQ @SwiftiesHQs]

what's your top 5 songs on the life of a showgirl???

[ℂ𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ. 𝕄𝕒𝕣𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕖 @crispmarcote]

Periodistas despedidos del histórico The Washington Post por Jeff Bezos, han creado un nuevo periódico para luchar contra la desinformación y los bulos de la era Trump.

La era donde las élites millonarias quieren controlar el mundo. No hay que rendirse.

[J @jplots4]

If his lips are moving, he is lying.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump claims he was basically lifted out of the rubble on 9/11: "Two fireman, big strong guys, they grabbed me under the arms -- 'got to get our of here!' -- and they literally lifted me up, and they started running with me."

[TrumpWillLookGreatinOrange #resist🇺🇸🦅 #FBR @BDNTWLGIO]

If you believe that students are being dropped off at school and coming home a different gender or sex then you’re too stupid to be out in public by yourself, much less to vote

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

The U.S. House will be in session only 4 full days from July 24th to November 8th.

That’s 100 paid days off versus 4 full workings days plus 4 travel (half) days.

Meanwhile TRUMP says YOU have too many holidays.

[J @jplots4]

NFL season starts one week from tonight.

[Jonathan H. Adler @jadler1969]

So it appears Lake Ontario is named as such in the Treaty of Canandaigua, signed by President George Washington and ratified by Congress in 1795.

[J @jplots4]

They STOLE $10 million from low income children in need of health insurance. Despicable.

[ABC News @ABC]

A Florida grand jury found that Republican Gov. Ron DeSantis’ administration “misappropriated” $10 million in taxpayer money it diverted to a charity run by his wife and was later used for political purposes.

Read more: https://t.co/QLkvLUaZO0

[J @jplots4]

I am sure this will go well.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump announces he will eliminate regulations on beef processing amid multiple food-borne illness outbreaks:

"I am authorizing legal documents to be drawn in order to allow Farmers and Ranchers to be given the right to PROCESS THEIR OWN FOOD. This should move quickly."

[J @jplots4]

I grew up on that lake and still have family that live on it. It is still Lake Ontario and always will be. This is an absolute waste of time and a distraction from things that truly matter.

[ABC News @ABC]

JUST IN: President Trump has signed an executive order changing the name of Lake Ontario to "Lake America." The name change is "effective immediately," Trump said. https://t.co/pvptUp6pBm

[J @jplots4]

Oh I love this.

[Taylor Nation @taylornation13]

A song that feels like coming home. 🥹 Watch I Knew It, I Knew You (Piano Version) come to life in the new music video, and stream Toy Story 5 on @DisneyPlus on September 23. https://t.co/WHFyFghJLt

[J @jplots4]

They could but they don’t want to. They don’t care about children, education, or the health of society in general. People need to stop thinking these corporations care about them. They just want your money.

[Keith Campion @keith_campion]

If Dolly Parton can gift 20million books a year to children, why can’t Amazon, Apple and Microsoft do something like this??

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

Reminder: Dolly Parton helped fund the Moderna vaccine for COVID. https://t.co/nMZmliDiAO