JP

Theatrical songwriter, Diet Coke enjoyer, Floridian Cajun, Sondheim evangelist. Composer/Lyricist/Co-Book Writer of @PDManMusical.

[JP @jplowrey]

My favorite things of all time are bizarre Milky Whites. Here is some of my collection.

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I’m on the other place now (same handle) but I just wanted to stop in and say:

cisgender

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I’m on a different platform. Yes, that one. Rhymes with Shoe Guy. Much better over there, like crazy better. Different pfp, same handle.

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The other place (🔵🌅) is substantially better.

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@sondheimite I have the p/v score, vocal selections book, and the full conductor score and only yesterday realized I’ve been mishearing it.

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Trump appoints Judge Doom chairman to The Department of Toontown Urban Development.

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I used “for” twice here because I am an righter. I no words and grandmer good.

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Forgive me Mother, for I have been mishearing this lyric for my entire life.

[arianators wildin @arianatorswildt]

ariana correcting the wicked account is so funny 😭

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Biden’s like “oh my god, it’s the guy from tv”

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Donald Trump and Joe Biden meet at the White House.

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@KChenoweth No Kristin, you’re everyone.

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I guess this is also a name & face reveal 🤷🏻‍♂️

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“If you can find me, I’m here.”

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Not leaving this disaster of a site quite yet. But hey, same handle for my tired schtick on 🔵 🌅

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Oh no inflation got to the 10 little monkeys too

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@PeteAscolese They said they were in production but I’ve heard that so many times I stopped believing it.

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Chappell Roan:

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@kevinddaly Adorkable Mother:
“(Eye roll) And I suppose, bless (stammer) America too (snort laugh).”

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@kevinddaly How much longer until they lower it for ****** ******?

[JP @jplowrey]

Quick question can someone loan me $3M for something important?

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Warner Bros is selling 10 “fully functional but not street legal” Tumbler Batmobiles from Christopher Nolan's ‘DARK KNIGHT’ films

Each is priced at $3M.

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This 1 second gif breaks every single rule of editing and visual composition.

[Marvel Perfect Gifs & Clips @MCUPerfectGifs]

Thunderbolts* (2025)

[JP @jplowrey]

Are you out of your mind?