jplus

I never drive faster than I can see. Besides that, it’s all in the reflexes..

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

Yep.

[Byl Holte @SirBylHolte]

For 28 years, South Park was brave enough to tackle:

Scientology
Muhammad
Political Correctness
Transgender Issues
Sexual Abuse in the Catholic Church
Antisemitism
Racism and Police Brutality
Cancel Culture
Abortion
COVID-19 and Vaccines...

…and of course, the most famous, influential, and powerful man on earth, Donald Trump.

But what topic scared them so much, they didn’t go near it?

The Biden Administration.

For 12 episodes and 8 specials, they made not one mention of:

Biden freezing up on camera.

Biden wandering around lost on camera.

His demented ravings during speeches.

His meltdown at the debate.

His Trans Health and Human Services secretary.

His gay Transportation Secretary (and HIS maternity leave).

His “FIRST BLACK FEMALE VP.”

Her WORD SALAD speeches.

His way-out-of-her depth “FIRST BLACK LESBIAN PRESS SECRETARY.”

His support of CHILD CASTRATION.

Parents castrating their own kids.

Men terrorizing women in women’s spaces.

Four years of prime comedy material - and they didn’t touch any of it.

And I know this because I WAS WAITING FOR ALL OF IT!

But now they're back, and every week is THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION.

So what does that tell us about how stunning and brave they really are?

[chris gastony @LostinWaState]

@WallStreetApes Their money? I believe I’m one those “rich” people who pays for this 💩.
If you don’t want to buy healthy food then don’t keep sucking off the system. Get a job and pay for your own soda, candy and chips. It’s what us “rich” people do!

Whata fkn idiotic statement 🙄

[Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando]

EBT should only be accepted at one store per area so they all have to shop at the same place and the rest of us don’t have to

[Introvert Problems @IntrovertProbss]

“You don’t talk much do you?”

Me: *tries to talk*
- gets interrupted
- no one cares
- gets talked over
- gets ignored

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

You know who food stamps should go to?

People that work 40+ hours a week.

‘Hey great work out there on the factory floor. Enjoy this $400 EBT card. You’ve earned it.’

It’s ridiculous that lazy people are fat and hard workers struggle to afford groceries.

[PapaLeg @PLeg66]

@TaraBull808 Who the hell is Doja Cat? Is that a real person?

[WWE @WWE]

The legendary Hulk Hogan ❤️💛

[Bite-Sized Nostalgia @landofthe80s]

This one hurts. 😓

RIP to Hulk Hogan, who has passed away at the age of 71. The man was an absolute legend who put professional wrestling on the map & made it mainstream.

I've never attended an event that was louder or more electric than the Hulkster's entrance. The building would literally shake.

[Giles Paley-Phillips @eliistender10]

I truly felt this.

[Le'Veon Bell @LeVeonBell]

once you start staying home, it gets addicting ..

[𝓝𝓸𝓬𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓷𝓪𝓵 | Skyrim 🖤 @NocturnalsLuck]

Called off of work bc my mom wasn’t feeling well, I took her to urgent care and my boss texting me saying he was disappointed in me, I told him you’re only disappointed bc I do all the work and everyone else is lazy as shit. Waiting for him to text me back lol it’s been 3 hours

[jplus @jplu5]

@ThrillaRilla369 Here

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

You should have to pass a drug test before receiving Food Stamps