JP Morgan Chase CEO

I think JP Morgan Chase should hire me to be CEO of their company and I will use twitter to convince them how great of a job I will do!

[JP Morgan Chase CEO @jpmchaseceo]

@flachjacket absolutely...its my motto!!! Blah blah blah!!!

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Most awkward cat sleeping positions http://t.co/ZKIfmeIR

[JP Morgan Chase CEO @jpmchaseceo]

Blah blah blah!!!! And I mean it!!!!

[JP Morgan Chase CEO @jpmchaseceo]

Why would you put your gold on the ceiling??!? EXPLAIN YOURSELF!!!

[JP Morgan Chase CEO @jpmchaseceo]

I'm adding "beating Usain Bolts record" to my bucket list...training will start as soon as I can drag my ass out of bed before 6 am!

[JP Morgan Chase CEO @jpmchaseceo]

I'm baaaaaack!

[JP Morgan Chase CEO @jpmchaseceo]

@kadeshow what did you mean that silversun pickups are this generations smashing pumpkins? That statement really caught me off guard...

[JP Morgan Chase CEO @jpmchaseceo]

And the plot continues to thicken..."@CBSNews: MoneyWatch: Facebook shares drop below $30 for first time http://t.co/nj1pw6Uc"

[JP Morgan Chase CEO @jpmchaseceo]

A check I got from #ATT, they are in cahoots with #jpmorganchase!!!!

[JP Morgan Chase CEO @jpmchaseceo]

There goes my plans for the weekend "$4.1 Mil Settlement Puts Jails on Notice: Shackling Pregnant Women is Unlawful http://t.co/lVAeWfOB"

[JP Morgan Chase CEO @jpmchaseceo]

GREATNESS!!! "@HuffingtonPost: "Taking a crap in the tub is surreal" ...and 15 other self-help tips from a 2-year-old http://t.co/Cznndx4w"

[JP Morgan Chase CEO @jpmchaseceo]

@FortuneMagazine yes, if I have anything to do with it!

[JP Morgan Chase CEO @jpmchaseceo]

Should John Edwards be found guilty...discuss #johnedwards #lyingcheatingpieceofshitasshole #reallybadhusband #greathair #cutesmile

[JP Morgan Chase CEO @jpmchaseceo]

So it turns out I was tight about that Facebook bubble...it didn't even take a full week for it to pop...#facebook #sucks

[JP Morgan Chase CEO @jpmchaseceo]

And I'm back!!!

[JP Morgan Chase CEO @jpmchaseceo]

@RBReich:JPMorgan loss over $6 bil. Its losing bets so large it can't sell them w/o further eroding all such hedges. WS more fragile by day.

[JP Morgan Chase CEO @jpmchaseceo]

Poor Clay, runner up again...I do feel for the guy... #celebrityapprentice

[JP Morgan Chase CEO @jpmchaseceo]

Boardroom time, I still honestly don't have a feeling who will win this one... #celebrityapprentice

[JP Morgan Chase CEO @jpmchaseceo]

Watching #celebrityapprentice getting tips on how to be the most amazing CEO #jpmorganchase

[JP Morgan Chase CEO @jpmchaseceo]

I'm still here, and still want to be CEO, its been a real busy weekend...I'll be sharing some thoughts on how f'ed up I think GMC is soon!!!