John Mowrey

Legends cannot die.

[John Mowrey @jpmowrey]

If @joerogan actually lived in the real world today where it costs upward of $75+ to fill up gas tank to go to a job that pays $18 per hour for skilled labor- do you think he’d get it?

[John Mowrey @jpmowrey]

I’ll do some work for #Wrestlemania. That’s great, subtle writing. Keep Randy a baby face for taking out what’s his name while it feels like Cody stole one from the old man. The fans slowly turn on Cody and he has to defend his winning. He begins to resent them.

[John Mowrey @jpmowrey]

I think the #wwe writers just put “great wrestlemania moments” into #ChatGPT for tonight’s #Wrestlemania

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Am I watching an AI simulation of #Wrestlemania ? It feels weird

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I am aware this was the not the final match of the night. I just know it will be better.

[John Mowrey @jpmowrey]

Best match of the night. Liv and Vaquer will be the match. Both women are incredible sellers. The commentary fit so well. That told such a great story. #wrestlemania

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Travis Fryman

[Honolulu Blues @HonoluluBlues_]

Name the most random Detroit Tiger you can think of

I’ll start with Mike Maroth

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I have had that damn catchy entrance music for @joehendry stuck in my head since Saturday. I remember him talking about it on @ChrisVanVliet but holy hell, that is a total ear worm! I’ve even been doing the clap and stomps! 🤣😂🤣

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Part of me is concerned that we haven’t realized we are NPCs in some weird fucking game

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As a #girldad, I have finally accepted that there is, and always will be, glitter on my person.

[John Mowrey @jpmowrey]

I’m a grown ass man and my son is so excited for @WWE #SurvivorSeries that I can’t help but be excited right along with him!

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Today was a good day @twix @target

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I don’t know how much of the writing was you, @corybarlog, but I just lost my doggo a few days ago. First pup I’ve ever had. I felt this itch to replay Ragnorok, and damn if I’m not balling my eyes out. Such such great writing and the understandment of grief

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Still one of the coolest things the police do in Toledo every year ❤️

[Toledo Police @Toledo_PD]

Toledo Police SWAT members rappelled off the side of the ProMedica Russell J. Ebeid Children's Hospital for the children #ToledoPolice #Swat #Heroes #Promedica

[Alton Brown @altonbrown]

Where did the lies all begin? Where was the false narrative born? What single conspiracy broke the spirit of America? That's easy: air fryers.

[John Mowrey @jpmowrey]

I feel that, @jackblack

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No one will ever know the violence it took to become this gentle.

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It breaks my heart knowing the world needs someone like @mehdirhasan but it also makes my heart full knowing that he will smash anyone who pretends double-speak is acceptable! He should be celebrated as the best of us #MajorInfo

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Attention @ActionBoyzPod - “”Now I have my chimp” Agent Recon - Exclusive Trailer (2024) Chuck Norris, Derek Ting https://t.co/7tIFxPM4Mp via @YouTube

[John Mowrey @jpmowrey]

Had to pick up a script today at Walgreens. Would’ve much rather gone to the Dignity Falls-macy and talked with Burnt @PFTompkins. Some people just suck!