Ꭻan™✨

Honestly, I just want a lifetime supply of Frosted Flakes. Snap: jpoe1234 Insta: _jpoe_

[F🌸 @Faeemaah]

dying of laughter together is my favourite non sexual act of intimacy.

[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

President of the United States

[ava 🌞 @moonsoultarot]

Grannies really got it right with tea and soup and knitting and doing puzzles and sitting outside listening to the birds and having a sweet treat and going to bed at 8pm

[ﹺ @ovejitalina]

libbed out so hard i thought american people had empathy and common sense

[déesse @ntomb_enhl3]

1. i’m a certified liar
2. i don’t know how to express my feelings
3. i h8 asking for help
4. i don’t know how to check up on people
5. i overthink and overanalyse
6. i’m quick to say nvm or leave it
7. i like being alone
8. i can’t express affection too much
9. i’m observant

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

oh, we’re just gonna “play it by ear?” [starts sweating] we aren’t making a reservation? [gnawing at fingernails] oh, we don’t even have a restaurant picked out? or a general time? we’re just gonna “see what the vibe is” day of? [begins bashing head into wall] no, im chill :)

[clip @imnotclip]

Why u telling us? Ur literally the president

[Ꭻan™✨ @jpoe1234]

@l4dyrauhl CONGRATULATIONS BEAUTIFUL

[TheRionsEye @therionseye]

Aquarius’s

[☔ @Whotfismick]

people who have twitter but don’t tweet anything

[Ꭻan™✨ @jpoe1234]

My Roman Empire is the album Moments Spent Loving You by Xavier Omar and Sango

[Ꭻan™✨ @jpoe1234]

@l4dyrauhl @nellxex Oh shit I’m just seeing this! We gotta schedule a FaceTime

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Everybody wants to be in a relationship for years but everybody is not ready for the the bad days, the crying, arguments, communication going wrong. Relationships aren’t fairytales & it’s not easy. If you love each other, you have to stay solid through it all and make it work.

[BIG BK. @bklynnATL]

I love when I'm out with a man and everybody keep complimenting me, like yeah let that nigga know he with a bad bitch

[𝐰𝐲𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫 ♡🪐 @CYBURSTORM]

pardi : “ megan thee stallion is a disgusting person “

also him :

[🫶🏾 @theericklouis]

It’s keke snickering in the background when her mom says “Can you speak English? That’s part of the reason why you can’t get no acting job! Your articulation is poor” 😭😭😭

[g. @GeauxGabrielle]

He had no clue Keke had cameras in the house. He couldnt have. Or he didnt think she’d give them to the court.

Thats why Sarunas is deleting 4 days’ worth of tweets and homeboy deleted his outright denial.

Now the narrative has to shift. Back to the drawing board.