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Creative Intelligence Specialist

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Awards are for children and peacekeepers not actors.

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It’s alarming how quickly the theater world is manufacturing complainers instead of courageous artists — training people to police one another rather than lead, create, risk, and transform culture.

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I thought it was barbecue lighter fluid, but it was a bottle of Chick-fil-A sauce.

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Your AI-generated performance is far more offensive than any AI artwork used to promote it.

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@TheCinesthetic Grease 2

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At stoplights, I like to blast the Watercolors station on SiriusXM.

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@spacedglam The Entourage Movie on HBO

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April fools on social media is like being at a very long, terrible open mic night.

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Shelly sold shady counterfeit Shen Yun tickets from a cyber truck by the seashore.

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Grease 2 reboot

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Two guys in a blue Honda pulled up near us at the park, got out, beat the hell out of each other, shook hands, hugged, got back in the car, and drove off. Oh, Milwaukee.

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@_sorrengailll Yes, I lived in the valley in the 1980s and it was just like that sans aliens.

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@JoeManganiello @IndieWire @netflix @AMC_TV Yeah Joe!!! 🌟

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I've never heard Harry Styles' music played in a sushi restaurant.

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@TheCinesthetic Box of Moonlight

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@TheCinesthetic Grease 2

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@TheCinesthetic Sinners & One Battle

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Has anyone tried syncing Dark Side of the Moon with Hamnet?

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OH: “ You’re coughing, like someone in a lower income bracket.”