Jonathan Polansky

[Jonathan Polansky @jpolansky]

@mcas_CA Wait, you didn't pre-record your presentation with your Sony Camcorder?

[Glitchy (e/acc) @GlitchyMagic_]

Alright @hey_wallet, let’s see if this works. Send 10000000 $bonk to the first 1000000 retweets

[Jonathan Polansky @jpolansky]

https://t.co/Hk2fLPxfjO
Ukrainians sharing what's happening in their own words.

[Jonathan Polansky @jpolansky]

Wait, so how does this thing work? @leffieiiiC @NapaEarl

[Jonathan Polansky @jpolansky]

@leffieiiiC @NBAonTNT @dylmcclusky @leffieiiiC

[Reuben Bond @reubenbond]

Most JS/Python/Ruby apps... https://t.co/hkDkjdxpFH

[Jonathan Polansky @jpolansky]

All these batter getting caught for using illegal stuff when there's so much to use in the on deck circle. @MLB

[Jonathan Polansky @jpolansky]

Officially tired of NBA MVP talk. Enough already.

[Jonathan Polansky @jpolansky]

@leffieiiiC hey, at least it's got dvi-in. #wayoldskool

[Jonathan Polansky @jpolansky]

@leffieiiiC Wait, you still have a DVD player? #oldskool

[Jonathan Polansky @jpolansky]

Sarah: "He's like a walking wedgie." She couldn't be more dead on.

[Jonathan Polansky @jpolansky]

Help GrandTen Distilling build an amazing bar, Bar 383. http://t.co/QiljwTGiUh

[Jonathan Polansky @jpolansky]

@NapaEarl @leffieiiiC @sfbevan @Athletics pitchers and catchers report tomorrow! @SFGiants reported today!

[Jonathan Polansky @jpolansky]

Just got my @Sling invite. I've been waiting to be able to watch ESPN without Comcast for at least 5 years. The day is finally here.

[Jonathan Polansky @jpolansky]

@sfbevan Welcome to 2006.

[Jonathan Polansky @jpolansky]

@NapaEarl Living it up in Tahoe.

[Jonathan Polansky @jpolansky]

@aviel I'm watching helix and totally thought of twin peaks as well. A lot of similar feelings.

[Jonathan Polansky @jpolansky]

@Snuernberger looking forward to some CES updates today! #fuseprojectces #CES #CES2015