Joey

Wannabe Bodybuilder 💪🏼 • Nerd 👾

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

food and drinks consumed in a movie theater doesn’t really go into your body. it goes into your movie theater body which is separate & holy and harm-proof

[zoë @zoeweeeemama]

They won’t let me merge they all hate me

[Farzad 🇺🇸 🇮🇷 @farzyness]

Whoever designed this needs to be fired immediately:

[Zion @zionszzn]

Fellas died for popeyes sandwiches now they 2 for 1 on doordash

[maMvelase ❤️ @Nocylove123]

You look away from your laptop for 1 second and MS Teams will say you left the country. 😭

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

I can’t stand when someone types “hello” on Microsoft teams and waits for a response. Please just type out what you want in the first message.

[Robo @robowyd]

I can’t believe I’ve lived long enough to watch the full reproductive cycle of an iPod nano

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

*Lets go of mouse for 30 seconds to sip coffee*

Microsoft Teams: He’s dead.

[highFashion @rahman_jago_]

Missing a workout feels like losing money.

[luzzy 💙 @luzzychuus]

This is like top 10 images for me

[jake @wormpuller]

To the untrained eye I may appear retarded

[fishious @fishquichee]

Showing up 20 minutes late to work with a huge ice cream cone

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

When the gym is full of people and now I have to do my work out in a different order.

[Pokémon Daily Post💫 @PokeDailyPost]

🐓⬅️🦖

[trap dad @dude_gang]

your honor, you know how I get.

[choppa 🛝 @choppaslide]

Nigga had the whole city FEENING

[Work Retire Die @WorkRetireDie]

absolutely gorgeous day to stay inside and update the CRM

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

These new gym ppl not it bruh I went up to dis one dude and asked how many sets he got left bro said 10 💀fuck u mean u got 10 sets left bro

[e l l a 🇨🇦 @blondehotcoffee]

ordered food for just myself and they sent 3 forks