Jacob_Pollard41

[Jacus @jjjacus]

how it feels when you break away from your friends at the club and have a 30 minute solo adventure

[juliAn @oigevalt]

shlumped in da porta :c

[JH @JH37777]

Deer that

[refriedbuttsects @refriedbuttsect]

telling my son the guy fent folding over there never ate his vegetables

[Olivia 🫒 @coolerbred]

If only there was like, a smaller human that could do this kind of job for 12 hours a day

[cleo꩜🔻 | yearning era @Clop0rte]

healing my inner child ❤️❤️

[- @sharpy9894]

This lad in boozer in Headingley last night said he was struggling mentally done too much sniff too soon n got himsen all paranoid I said whatever you do don’t go in smoking area mate all your pals are slagging you off

[cabby @cabby]

Never met a baby that said they don’t like cigarette smoke being blown into their face

[Giza @Givenkazeni]

Straight to the top of your mouth.

[lulu jr. @_lakaiser]

primera persona en mi linea de sangre en leer estas palabras en una misma oración

[gary (we all love him) @Zyceii]

women married to men named Richard during an emergency:

[Billy @_billyreid]

Enjoy Lincoln pal

[Mao Zyndong☭🇵🇸 @Blackhawk_801]

Imagine being 10 beers deep and pulling out the marxboro reds

[President-Elect Toguro @PresidentToguro]

Jonah Hill when it's time to film a movie

[Southern Dan @StolenDans]

inshallah they find him

[L.A. Matthews @TheLAMatthews]

Do you have any idea how shit at your job you have to be to have 55 European countries actually agree on something 😂

[Josh Otten @ordinarytings]

If anyone has £750k to burn, I’d like to turn this man’s story into a movie.

[Gooey Tip @gooey_tip]

Was just given the company card

[Clydell “Chode” Rhodes @clydellrhodes]

Hell of a post on the Facebook. Top 5 all time probably