Jack Polus

international man of mystery

[Jack Polus @jpolus23]

One of my better quotes

[Alex Haney @ahaney_7]

“If anybody leaves my wedding sober I’m divorcing her right away so we can run it back” -@jpolus23

[gia (taylor’s version) @giamariano5]

so hungover might adopt a puppy

[Jack Polus @jpolus23]

I honestly think Selena Gomez would love St Peters, Missouri

[Jack Polus @jpolus23]

🎉🎊

[Jack Polus @jpolus23]

All I have is my dog I couldn’t be more content

[Jack Polus @jpolus23]

I will not stand for any David Beckham slander on my timeline. #WomenAmIRight

[Jack Polus @jpolus23]

How do I convince someone to shot gun a Diet Coke with me?

[Jack Polus @jpolus23]

When the glass door at Nobu gets one over on you AGAIN

[Jack Polus @jpolus23]

Still undecided if the Packers are good but I’ll tell you one thing, the Bears STINK

[Jack Polus @jpolus23]

And to think, this was BEFORE Bob Barker died

[Emily @Emilyz8qh]

Really going through it

[Jack Polus @jpolus23]

And this was BEFORE PeeWee Herman died

[Emily @Emilyz8qh]

What a terrible day

[carl @CarlsBeef]

I’m all gas no brakes today if you see me. You’ve been warned

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Anthony Richardson went 6-7 at Florida. BUST

[Jack Polus @jpolus23]

Is @smashmouth elite?

[Jack Polus @jpolus23]

@Tweets_by_Sean

[Jack Polus @jpolus23]

My favorite thing about having a girlfriend this time of year is having to scrape 2 cars 🥰

[Jack Polus @jpolus23]

Tommy is a psychopath in the best way possible. That was unreal 😂

[Tommy Smokes @TomScibelli]

The Smokes Show Season 1 finale is live. Come join the premiere and watch me frame @BarstoolMintzy for a robbery

https://t.co/2n0fqF7TLP

[Jack Polus @jpolus23]

@ellielinn13 asked if I could play 2 Macklemore songs today. Unbelievable

[Jack Polus @jpolus23]

@BarstoolBigCat 37

[Jack Polus @jpolus23]

The colts STINK