John Q Sixpack

Be the person your dog thinks you are. The wealth of a nation is not measured by GDP, but by the health and well being of its citizens. #resist 💉x5 🌊

[John Q Sixpack @jpoptrix]

@JoelWBerry This isn’t “cleaning up cities.” It’s rural gerrymandering in a pickup truck with a baseball bat. If you don’t live in Cleveland, Columbus, or Cincinnati, you don’t get to pick a mayor because you drove through once, bought a sandwich, and got scared because of a Fox News ticker.

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@STaranto92 Kyle Busch’s next win being “the biggest of his career” is certainly one way to describe dragging a Hall of Fame résumé into RCR purgatory and calling the escape hatch a parade. At this point, a win isn’t redemption. It’s the cherry on a shit sundae.

[John Q Sixpack @jpoptrix]

@bobpockrass @NASCARONFOX Kyle Busch’s next win being “the biggest of his career” is certainly one way to describe dragging a Hall of Fame résumé into RCR purgatory and calling the escape hatch a parade. At this point, a win isn’t redemption. It’s the cherry on a shit sundae.

[John Q Sixpack @jpoptrix]

@_josephine0_ Bloviatortyrannospectaculumpathologicalist, A majestic landfill of a word for a man powered by vanity, grievance, spectacle, lies, and the unshakable belief that volume is wisdom.

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@JoJoFromJerz This isn’t smoke clearing. It’s a panicked cleanup crew spraying cologne on a grease fire while power brokers try to leaf blow the Epstein story under the rug. The real scandal may be the cover up itself. Victims, reporters, and truth tellers are the only adults in the room.

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@PeteHegseth Nice poison pill, but it’s not going to matter. How about we send the 7% pay increase through as a separate issue, because we all want the troops paid, it’s the rest of the budget that’s bloated.

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@elonmusk This isn’t data, it’s a dummy with a hand up its ass. Budgeted/proposed positions are not actual employees, curated spending is not “total spending,” with a graph telling the rest of the lie. Peak data pornography for those who replace thinking with a chart while rubbing one off.

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I’m convinced Trump’s teleprompter read “Whore Moose,” prove me wrong.

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@TiTanSwan27 @fiagirly Lewis/Ferrari banter is inline, while “Osama Bin Russell” isn’t edgy, it’s just Islamophobic dogshit for people too unfunny to tell a joke.

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@PeteHegseth @POTUS That seems like a thoroughly well thought out strategy.

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@DonaldJTrumpJr @nickshirleyy Nothing says American priorities like turning a suspected $200M hospice scam into breaking news while $11.3B gets vaporized in a week on Iran, passing as regular business. That’s roughly 56 years of this fraud in a week of war. Fraud is criminal. War is fraud in a briefing room.

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@StephenM This is the Orwell move, collapse different agencies into the fog of law enforcement, relabel every budget argument as “defunding,” then sell the panic as fact. Not policy. Not truth. Just propaganda with a blue check in lieu of hair.

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@JDVance Propaganda math. $20B welfare fraud is a made up number with no receipts. The biggest MN case with actual indictments is Feeding Our Future, $250M, not $20B. Then glued it to violent protests and a $44M Omar fairy tale. If DOJ/Congress is looking at her, post a case # or letter.

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@vxylily Water polo

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@timony001 Grifter

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@pr0ud_americans How does that work for Bananas and Coffee? What you discuss is a targeted tariff that effect a portion of the market, and what we have is broad tariffs where a rationale for tariffs can’t be established, because tariffs on bananas and coffee just hurts Americans.

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@Matt_Pinner The only city listed that I can’t recall visiting is San Antonio.

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@ElonMuskNews47 A

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@gtconway3d The DoJ couldn’t even indict a hot pocket with a functioning microwave.

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@Matthew_rWalker 3 QBs in 25yrs had a worse debut.

Anthony Wright Cowboys
Dec 25, 2000 @Titans
5/20-35 yds, 0 TD, 2 INT, PR 0.0

Randy Fasani Panthers
Oct 27, 2002 v Buccaneers
5/18-46 yds, 0 TD, 3 INT, PR 0.0

Curtis Painter Colts
Dec 27, 2009 v Jets
4/11-44 yds, 0 TD, 1 INT, FMB 1, PR 11.2

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Shedeur Sanders stats today

Completions/Attempts: 4/16

Passing yards: 47 yards

Passing touchdowns: 0

Passer rating: 13.5

Interceptions: 1

Fumbles (Lost): 1

Rushing yards:16 yards (3 carries)

Sacks: 2

The conspiracy will need an audible this evening.