John Porter

Writing content and copy for the things I care the most about.
Contributor to various publications in music and sports, see below.

[John Porter @jporterdoes]

(Long) thoughts on the #49ers #NFLDraft Day 2. I liked most of it til we tanked it at the end.

Expect more analysis on Niner Noise tomorrow, tomorrow's the scouts day, and I've got some interesting guys still on my board for R4-7. #fttb

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[John Porter @jporterdoes]

@spritepepsi69 Why's he even there when he clearly doesn't want to be. Tit

[John Porter @jporterdoes]

Good Lord Lee Dixon is miserable. Could make an orgy with Karen Gillan, Hayley Williams and Ana De Armas sound like an ordeal. If you don't want the job, give it someone else, ya moaning prick. #itvfootball

[John Porter @jporterdoes]

Wrote about Aldon Smith. I haven't proof-read it, I'm not gonna ask you to subscribe or anything else, I just wanted to write some feelings about a phenomenal athlete and a troubled young man. This feels worse than many other losses somehow. #49ers #fttb

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[Nick Wagoner @nwagoner]

Former #49ers pass rusher Aldon Smith died this morning in Northern California.

He was 36.

Statement from team:

“We are devastated by the sudden and tragic passing of Aldon Smith. Aldon’s undeniable talent and sheer dominance on the field were on display from the moment he joined our organization, having recorded one of the best rookie seasons the National Football
League has seen. Beyond his excellence as a player, Aldon will be remembered for his infectious smile that lit up every room he walked into. Our entire organization sends its deepest condolences to the Smith family and all who knew and loved Aldon.”

[John Porter @jporterdoes]

Astonished, stunned and devastated to hear of the death of Aldon Smith. What a waste, what a shame, what a tragedy. You will always live in my #49ers fan heart for what you were at your best, a true force of nature.

[John Porter @jporterdoes]

I see Gary Neville is still running his football club in the sensible sustainable manner he lectures others to do on Sky Sports

[John Porter @jporterdoes]

Now on @SFNinerNoise:

Don't panic, #49ers fans. #fttb

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[John Porter @jporterdoes]

Harry Smith bosses yet another final for Wigan and there's still Wigan fans who don't rate him. Baffling.

[John Porter @jporterdoes]

@nickofwigan I don't want, anybody else, when I think about you I shite myself

[John Porter @jporterdoes]

@felthambboy Couldn't believe he missed that.

[John Porter @jporterdoes]

@theleagueeurope Any idea when people might hear back on the content creator program? Loving the action so far, need a second half comeback from London!

[John Porter @jporterdoes]

Berlin's offensive line is taking an absolute hammering here. Add in penalties, and it's a bad mix. Very chippy game but Vienna the more physical right now. #AFLE #BTHatVIK

[John Porter @jporterdoes]

Enjoying first look at @theleagueeurope #BTHatVIK - chippy so far but some real big-time hits and quality out there

[Biggies Malls 2.0 @Biggies_MaIIs]

Mad how some fans treat every defeat like it’s a one-off aberration full of bad luck and not part of a worrying trend of poor set-up and performances that have been going on for months and show no signs of changing.

I admire how delusional some people are. It’s a gift.

[John Porter @jporterdoes]

It is legitimately insane that anyone on here or part of the club thinks this should carry on. And yet they do. So here we'll be, again.

[John Porter @jporterdoes]

Live now on @SFNinerNoise:

Whether you loved or hated the #49ers #NFLDraft, this is how the players taken can reduce the heat on John Lynch:

https://t.co/zcU6XAGx3m

#fttb

[John Porter @jporterdoes]

Walmsley is a grub. Horrible cheap shot because he got dominated in a tackle 5 minutes ago. Prick. #ChallengeCup

[John Porter @jporterdoes]

This is absolutely ridiculous. Play now held up for almost 3 minutes for a 'challenge' of nothing. #ChallengeCup

[John Porter @jporterdoes]

Does every decision have to go to the video ref? Is it contractual? #ChallengeCup

[John Porter @jporterdoes]

Live over at @SFNinerNoise:

Is newer always better? These 4 #49ers who have become cut candidates after the #NFLDraft hope not. #FTTB

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