joel

Writer, speechwriter, standup comic. Hearse, limo, Zamboni driver. Collector. Author SocialCorp

[joel @jpostman]

@WWG1WGA_QQ This should not go unpunished. Those responsible need to go to jail. Even if he is the president.

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@RealJamesWoods AI trash. If anything, the need to manufacture proof of something suggests it isn’t true in the first place.

[joel @jpostman]

@JeffreyKroll @HomaBashNews See your physician before discontinuing any psychiatric medication

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@JeffreyKroll @HomaBashNews My family has served this country, fought in wars. We’ve been here for generations. You’re not a patriot. You’re a traitor for threatening decent Americans. You’re a loser.

[joel @jpostman]

@JeffreyKroll @HomaBashNews That really hurts. 😂

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@JesseTylerSpeer @AlexanderPayton You’re just an asshole who prefers a fight to a conversation with grownups. Go away and stop wasting my time.

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@JesseTylerSpeer @AlexanderPayton Also, fuck you. I disagreed with the premise but you couldn’t help yourself and had to attack me personally.

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@JesseTylerSpeer @AlexanderPayton If you fail to recognize the larger conversation here is maga vs. dems, you’re awfully naive.

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@JesseTylerSpeer @AlexanderPayton “They” obviously refers to liberals/Democrats/anti-Trumpers in this context. Please don’t try to tell me it means something else.

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@WhiteHouse @POTUS @SecretaryBurgum @Interior Thank god it’s done. I can finally sleep at night.

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@SchmittNYC The idea that a) only liberals thought this was a dumb project, and b) that now people need to “cry harder” is the fabrication of a marginal thinker. It’s done. What a fantastic accomplishment. FFS. Who cares?

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@SecKennedy @POTUS

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@JesseTylerSpeer @AlexanderPayton I’m “they.” I don’t care about the reflecting pool. At all. Ever.

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@wyatttoday I don’t know. Because it was unnecessary and a waste of time and money when so many more important issues have been neglected?

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@will_m1399 How about “California’s delay in counting votes is not surprising given the size and population of the state, but is in no way indicative of fraud. It is however something that needs a closer look and could possibly be improved.”

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@SenatorBanks The alternative is waiting until they’re 25 to educate them, and you have unwanted pregnancies and STDs because they were unaware of the risks. That makes no sense.

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@TripleNetTyler Fantasy

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@foxnewspolitics The guy who delivers our mail went to school with a guy who used to sell insurance to the sister of the state insurance commissioner’s uncle’s barber.

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@foxnewspolitics Bullshit