not jamie

park it yourself, metallica breath | garbitch | she/her

[not jamie @jpotpie]

Names I’ve been called that aren’t my name:
Amy
Jane
Janie
Janet
Janice
Damian

[not jamie @jpotpie]

God give me the strength to not side eye these shrieking children

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My favorite thing is teaching older people technology things. It’s like, the simplest thing makes them so happy 😂😂😂

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If you were in my neighborhood and heard no music, then Waka Waka (This Time for Africa) by Shakira blasting, it def wasn’t me 👀

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Me- un momento por favor
9yo- I can’t understand you 😒

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The cool part of living near an airport is that you never know if it’s thunder or a plane

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@12BUNG Yes I think that’s exactly what it means 😭😂

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Not to go full Karen, but I’d like to speak to whomever said it was okay for the shitty band to play at the shitty bar one (1) shitty block from my house until 11:30 pm

I sincerely would just like to talk 👺😡

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People that post tiktoks or videos in general of themselves eating should go straight to jail 🤢

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I just sincerely cannot bring myself to care about any YouTubers this 9 year old is telling me about 🙃

[trash jones @jzux]

“so do you have any hobbies” yeah lately i’ve been really into worrying

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Not me taking a NyQuil and thinking “huh now seems like a good time to change my piercings” 🥴😂

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This entire experience of getting my wisdom teeth out, my favorite part has been telling my mom I’m eating stuff I’m not supposed to 😂

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Listening to someone eat cereal is my own personal hell

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What kind of toy does your kid pick out at target? Because mine picks out a spatula 😅☠️

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Just going to slowly buy myself this whole book series so I feel better about spending $90 on books 😭

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Just walking through Kroger with the worst RBF known to man 😅

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Girlies. There is nothing better than a Target trip, alone, with no budget 😍

[Allan @TheAllanAguirre]

I need this Medic to give me daily affirmations.

#TheChallenge38

[not jamie @jpotpie]

Obviously I saw spoilers on here, but my heart is BROKEN for @oliviakaiserxo and Horacio 😭❤️‍🩹