Jessey.

scooB

[Jessey. @jpricee_]

I'm so fuckin in love omg

[macE @YangHansenn]

Not a single backward Michael Vick jersey.

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

Auntie Anne be puttin her whole pussy in them pretzels my word

[Cruz Oxenreider @TheRealCruzOx]

Cop - “Sir, are you drunk?”

Tony Romo - “Ahhhh I don’t know Jim!”

[FrogButt @butt_watermelon]

A gay man ruled the country for eight years immediately after this, it's all due to Obama's homosexuality.

[WOB @datboiWOB]

Back in the day sec players in July was whooping up on students, stealing, speeding, smoking now a days these players twerking

[Bonchie @bonchieredstate]

These lists are always like “Yeah, the economy, housing affordability, and cost of living are better in these states, but they have a lack of trans health care so gotta put them below New Jersey.”

[Matt Gaetz @mattgaetz]

Take Greenland by force if necessary.

I had no idea the upside.

[doomer @uncledoomer]

the ai slop is starting to win me over

[Joel Sawyer @joeldavidsawyer]

Nothing has ever made me prouder to be an American.

[Richard “Beebo” Russell @proverbs_14_23]

My grandfather stormed the beaches of Normandy. I once asked him what kept them pushing uphill and into the meat grinder, what kept them fighting? His answer absolutely floored me.

“We wanted Hatians to sell fake Gucci at the train station.”

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The final trailer for ‘HOUSE OF THE DRAGON’ Season 3 has been released.

Releasing June 21 on HBO.

[Die Chance @DieChanc3]

New deadlock patch is reminding me of why I quit league

Dismissing how unbalanced the new meta is, it's genuinely exhausting when the whole community is perma shitting on the game.

Every stream, every post, every vc, it all feels like this

[MJTruthUltra @MJTruthUltra]

Ill be skipping the iPhone 17

A quiet upgrade under the radar: Apple launched the iPhone 17e.. That comes with a new cellular modem developed in Israel

Several months ago, Netanyahu asked 250 US Lawmakers who were in Israel if they had phones…

“We’re pretty good at making weapons… (moments later) You have cell phones? You’re holding a piece of Israel… this serves the betterment of mankind.”

Could you imagine a more sinister way to hold America hostage? Nah..

Cell Phones
https://t.co/T983A2DNmW

[Dr Rahmeh Aladwan @doctor_rahmeh]

Mossad booby‑trapped 21,000 communication devices with explosives, sent them to Lebanon through shell companies, and detonated them remotely — killing dozens (including children) and injuring over 3,400.

• The devices exploded in people's hands, on their faces, and in their pockets.

• They did it over two consecutive days.

• On day two, the explosives went off while Lebanese families were at the funerals of those killed the day before.

• The attack inflicted roughly 3,000 injuries in a single hour on the first day alone.

This terrorist attack was the largest simultaneous mass‑detonation in history by the number of individual bombs.

'israelis' joke about it to this day.

If you didn't boycott Apple for the Congo, boycott it now.

[Megan Nyvold @MeganNyvold]

Hockey puck size Reese’s cup coming out of the beaver gas station at 520 calories and 56 grams of sugar. Pick it up before you drive your Camry 145 miles to stephensville texas … America the beautiful

[Jake Shields @jakeshieldsajj]

Trump could drop to his knees and blow Netanyahu on live television and MAGA would say it’s 4D chess and we need to trust the plan

[Amy @amyknowsball]

Look me dead in the eyes and tell me you enjoy watching this

[American AF 🇺🇸 @iAnonPatriot]

Liberal white women when they hear ICE is about to arrest an illegal immigrant MS-13 gang member down the street…

[GameStop @gamestop]

There's only one