Jeremy Rowland

I sit through the end of the credits

[Jeremy Rowland @jprowland]

The best way to make sure the wasps don't sting you is definitely to kick their nest to show them who's boss

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@ericbrownzzz This is an Event. Bros be telling their grandkids about the free bucket they got from Harbor Freight way back in '25. Probably while still sitting on that same bucket

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Republicans be whining about Hunter Biden like their guy isn't going to immediately pardon HIMSELF of 32 charges of felony election fraud

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At least he died rich

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Mournful reminder that #Seeso was the best streaming service ever to exist. RIP

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I have an idea where Elon should stick his idea

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Just watched 2010: The Year We Make Contact and their vision of the future included pet dolphins 🐬 in your living room and instead 14 years after that we have all... this...

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One thing I learned from movies is that giving AI full access to superior military weaponry always ends well

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If season 2 of #Fallout doesn't feature a robot voiced by @RichardAyoade then why are we even here

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Sounds on-brand

Children are sacred... until they're born, then they're on their own

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My art school diploma has come in great use over the years. It keeps my printouts from falling off the printer

[Jeremy Rowland @jprowland]

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Not a cult at all

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Cruel and unusual, indeed

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But yeah, late-stage capitalism under Republican administration is definitely the best economic system for us average Joes, sure. Just keep believing what they tell you.

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TEXAS REPUBLICANS : "OK, hear me out, I know Hitler was bad, ok, no, stay with me here, hear me out, Hitler was really bad, sure, no, really, but he had some really good ideas..."

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"Banned in China" is the new "Big in Japan"

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Basically amounts to a very stern "Bad Judge! Very Bad Judge!" and not much else

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NO. NO NO NO.

Take all your great ideas and apply it to a brand new franchise.

Stop the reboots! Enough already!

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@Polymaker_3D Hard to beat my standby of Polylite PETG in Black, but if I could add carbon fiber (at only a small cost increase of say 20%) and matte finish. Maybe faster printing speed too (I'm jealous of all the high-speed I've seen but I just don't like PLA)