J.P. Swann

things always work out for me because I do whatever I want without worrying about the consequences.

[J.P. Swann @jpschaos]

unmt6 Summer-Ready Shoes for Men https://.stitchfix.com/features/mens-summer-shoes/ via @StitchFixMen

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6 Summer-Ready Shoes for Men https://t.co/PhJ1ef4VuZ via @StitchFixMen

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I want to love you, pretty young thing

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If there's one thing i've learned about girls... If you date one, dont like "that bitch's" picture

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Real Housewives of Section 8

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LT Dancing on the bike and it flew out of my hoody. Damn you dustin lynch

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If anyone finds a dollar general bag around the edgewater/mayo area can you return my $2.12 worth of merchandise.

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New wheels are too wide to go through car washes now... Back to hand washing, damnit

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If at any point in time you think,"should i send this loud obnoxious screaming concert video to J.P.?" The answer is no

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Jeff Hardesty chugging two beers https://t.co/CGbGs1H38S

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Fuckkkkkk

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I never need anything from tractor supply, but i almost stop every single day.

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😴💭🔥🏠

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Shout out to @kaykayhin for eating mcy ds everyday and still being ripped up like Rambo

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Watermans allows Levin to frequent their establishment, but wont let Tito come chill... Levin is definitely more of a health code violation

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Maybe a 14 hr day DTA wasnt the best idea

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Fuck Billy Cyrus, Im your daddy now

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Life goals. Merica. http://t.co/NWHtmuyHGR

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@em_roth haha yeah. Will you teach me to social media? Lol

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Blarring "Hillbilly Deluxe" cruisin through SE DC, getting a lot of looks from the locals.