Jason Schmetzer

Writer. Marketer. Father. In a torrid affair with carbs and caffeine. I say bad words a lot. Cope.

[Jason Schmetzer @jpschmetzer]

@JaqFrost1 Well, I write them, and these are my votes. https://t.co/zmftLAMr0l

[Jason Schmetzer @jpschmetzer]

@HauptmannHansa @catalystgamelab You know we can see this, right?

[Bryan Young @swankmotron]

I want to thank everyone who came by the @CGL_BattleTech booth at #GenCon today to get your copy of A Question of Survival signed! I had a great time meeting everyone and signing alongside folks like @MikeStackpole and @jpschmetzer, who made me feel very welcome as the new BT kid

[Jason Schmetzer @jpschmetzer]

Reviews that make me chuckle:

'reads like fan fiction...'
'A one-sided, monotonous bore...'
'a chore to slog through...'
'Meh...'

Get your copy today!

https://t.co/0cLHiqwTUy

[Bryan Young @swankmotron]

My book is a must-read according to @jpschmetzer! https://t.co/lbPFSKQEcc

[Jasper Polak @polak_jasper]

Jeff Bezos famously only allowed 4 different answers to a question at Amazon:
1. Yes
2. No.
3. A number
4. I don't know, but I'll know it by X

If you're uncomfortable saying option 4, you've got work to do.

[Jason Schmetzer @jpschmetzer]

@AJC1812 Not up to me 🤷🏻‍♂️. Tell @CGL_BattleTech and @Radiojonnypanda that’s what you want!

[Jason Schmetzer @jpschmetzer]

Your daily reminder that not every question deserves an answer.

[Jason Schmetzer @jpschmetzer]

@swankmotron

[Jason Schmetzer @jpschmetzer]

@HauptmannHansa Obv it will be planny mcplanface... duh.

[Jason Schmetzer @jpschmetzer]

@pakman6171 @swankmotron That’s not up to us. Tell @CGL_BattleTech and @Radiojonnypanda

[Jason Schmetzer @jpschmetzer]

Oh, look what I found.

https://t.co/IJ2kchgsIg

[Jason Schmetzer @jpschmetzer]

@AJC1812 Because that’s what they asked for 🤷🏻‍♂️ it’s a novella

[Jason Schmetzer @jpschmetzer]

::puts flaxseed in morning yogurt::
"Wow, I'm eating so HEALTHY now..."
::cringes at the horrid taste::
"So healthy"
::gags::

[Jason Schmetzer @jpschmetzer]

@BishopSteiner For sure. That's my point. It's enough. I see all the people. I don't need ANOTHER fricking thing to rise up for people to show their colors against.

[Jason Schmetzer @jpschmetzer]

Anyone else getting real sick of these "watch the people around you and listen when they tell you who they are" opportunities being created?

Can we stop? Please?

[Erica Schneider @ericasmyname]

I've been a content marketer for 5 years.

This is the advice I'd tell myself on day 1:

[Jason Schmetzer @jpschmetzer]

You fucking people. 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Jason Schmetzer @jpschmetzer]

@HauptmannHansa Also, just accept

[Jason Schmetzer @jpschmetzer]

@HauptmannHansa