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@itskhaleeesi MOTU is the movie Thor Ragnarok wished it was.

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@BlazeBinges Masters of the Universe!

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I declare Masters of the Universe the most fun movie of all time.

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@DANIELPEMBERTON When is the vinyl being pressed?

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@CosplayerRere Masters of the Universe

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Can confirm.

[The DON @DonDrawsStuff]

Masters of the Universe has the power.

-a bit of cussing, but I'd still take a kid to see it.
-Adam is likable.
-Skeletor absolutely STEALS the movie (as he should).
-epic fight scenes.
-gorgeous cinematography.
-1000000% NOT WOKE

4 out of 5 crescendous laughs

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@finalgirlsonia I took the family to see it and we loved it.

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@ChainsawReacts @BowTiedXmas there ya go!

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@BowTiedXmas I’ve never been one to say a movie is a must see in theaters, so hard to say.

Let’s put it this way: I didn’t wait!

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Anyone who is calling Masters of the Universe woke is rage baiting for engagement.

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The Masters of the Universe soundtrack needs to be on vinyl.

Who will answer the call?

@waxworkrecords @madebymutant @MusicOnVinyl @MondoNews

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@jondelarroz Bad take. I thought Jared Leto was a great Skeletor. He was simultaneously ominous and humorous.

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@verbalriotshow For sure. The only thing woke was Adam’s circumstances he was trying to escape from. The movie wasn’t woke, but there was an element of wokeness as a plot device.

It IS the internet so a lot of criticism is likely coming from people who didn’t see the movie.

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@BlazeBinges “What’s going on?!”

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@JasonRempala @Jonnysevern No.. but all I’ll say is stick around for the credits!

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@JasonRempala @Jonnysevern The movie didn’t emasculate Adam; his environment in the movie did.

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@Jonnysevern Yes!! GENUINELY fun!

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Go see Masters of the Universe. It’s a FUN movie. It’s the movie Thor Ragnarock wished it was.

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MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE BREAKDOWN:

Caution: no plot spoilers, but Easter egg ahead!!

You’ve been warned 👇

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Then… there’s the post movie scenes.

There’s ones before and after the credits, so stick around til the end.

I won’t spoil those for you.