J.P. Stetson (V1 and Rotate!)

Born up north, Grew up out west, Now living in the south. Ukrainian-American.

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@SkylarSkye3 It is basically a huge pregame party in the parking lot of the stadium, where fans can socialize, drink, grill, play games like cornhole, and be a complete degenerate...in a good way. Philly and Buffalo (look up Bills fire tables) go hard on gamedays, so do SEC colleges.

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@theCLTshow Send those roadblocks...

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@NaomiAfterDark @FreddyLA7 Yeah, they've been in Texas since 2011. They used to just be in DFW.

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@SkylarSkye3 If you find yourself down in San Antonio, drive out to Uvalde and visit DriveTanks. It's exactly what it sounds like. Or Visit Texas Wildlife Park in Mountain Home, TX.

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@SkylarSkye3 No matter where I go, the one thing I know...

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@GoonPNW The patty melt and the Buffalo ranch chicken strips sandwich are the only things worth getting on the menu.

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@stephenRB4

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@Candicehilton70

[nazzo @nazzobetweeting]

so let me get this straight:

-soccer counts as brazilian/argentine culture, basketball counts as serbian/lithuanian culture, hockey counts as canadian/swedish/finnish culture, rugby counts as NZ/UK culture, but baseball and american football and college sports/march madness cannot POSSIBLY count as american culture?

-afternoon tea is british culture, masala chai is indian culture, espresso is italian culture, turkish tea/coffee is turkish culture, but iced coffee (and sweet tea down south) doesn’t count as american culture?

-telenovelas are part of latino cultures, bollywood is part of indian culture, but hollywood cannot count as american culture?

-kpop is korean culture, jpop is japanese culture, but boy bands (which literally originated in the US) don’t count as american culture?

-wine is part of italian/french culture, beer is part of czech culture, vodka is part of russian/polish culture, but cocktails and soeakeasies aren’t american culture?

-kilts are scottish culture, saris are indian culture, but blue jeans and cowboy boots don’t count as being american culture?

-italy can be respected for having varying regional cuisines throughout the country EVEN IF 85% of it is just different variations of PASTA but the fact that louisiana cajun and creole food is entirely distinct from NE lobster rolls and tex-mex and jersey italian american cuisine and southern biscuits and gravy etc still doesn’t count as america having regional cuisine ?

-maori history counts for NZ, aboriginal history counts for australia, but native american history doesn’t count for the US?

-quinceañeras are latin american culture but sweet 16s aren’t american culture?

i could go on for ages but this is already too long for twitter. i’m tired of this conversation! EVERYWHERE HAS CULTURE! even if you don’t like it!

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@omgsidewalks As soon as the money hit my account, there would be a dust cloud where I just was. I would follow the plan I made the first time I ever bought a lottery ticket about how I would spend the money. After taxes, most would go into savings and investments, with the rest being for fun.

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@minisversion Think redneck disneyland that's a one stop shop for all your fishing, hunting and camping needs. They also have their own resorts and own the 7th largest pyramid in the world. It's in Memphis, TN.
This guy explains how it came to be. It is fascinating.
https://t.co/CXajDheefy

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@RaminNasibov

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@amandakentbound Excellent! Note to self: Add boat purchase to to-do list for when I move to Houston later this year.

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@jasminejaexxx Make sure I was actually awake and not dreaming.

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@theliamnissan Be careful what you wish for. Sec of State Marco Rubio is Gen X and widely considered to be the front runner to become the 48th president. The dude is impressive, even to an independent Millennial like me.

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@snofrd53188008 What is the source of this gif?

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I hate when my side hustle (my job) gets in the way of my main hustle (dilly dallying)

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@layxsnv Honestly, as long as the appliance does its intended purpose effectively, I don't give a rip what color it is.

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