Jon-Paul Strachan

Dum Spiro Spero: while I breathe I hope

[JJ Bull @jj_bull]

Aberdeen were absolutely brilliant in the first half of the Charlton pre-season friendly on Saturday so I am v surprised to see quite a few absolutely dreadful takes on it, the squad building, and other such items so here comes a small thread of pointless analysis

[Jon-Paul Strachan @jpstrachan1903]

Ya beauty!!!!!

[Guardian news @guardiannews]

North Carolina’s gerrymandered districts set stage for 2024 Republican wins https://t.co/OHKWBxvHuj

[C3PMeme @C3PMeme]

Ron Wears Lady Clothes...

[Jon-Paul Strachan @jpstrachan1903]

@JeffJacksonNC Why is this even allowed? A DEM was elected convincingly, and she has unilaterally thrown out their voice. Wow.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Dear Ma & Pa MAGA,

donald trump didn’t lower your taxes. He didn’t get your roads fixed or your bridges built. He didn’t get you healthcare coverage, lower the price of your prescriptions, decrease the deficit, end the opioid crisis, revive the coal industry, he didn’t make “covid disappear”, didn’t make Mexico “pay for the wall”, he didn’t “put America First” and he sure as hell didn’t “drain the swamp”.
So when you say he “fought for you”, you mean he validated your hate.
Because he didn’t do a goddamn thing for you other than that.

He hates who you hate.
And sadly, that’s all you think you need.

[Ally Begg ⭐️⭐️ @ally_begg]

Unbelievably excited to bring you my brand new project in conjunction with @MBPfilms. Welcome to what is a brand new online Scottish Football Channel. Follow our progress below for updates, news and information on how the channel works & operates. Feel free to share far and wide.

[Alex Horsley @AlexRHorsley]

Delighted to share these early trial results on a new triple therapy for CF, because it doesn’t stop with kaftrio!
Once daily TC with similar/better efficacy than kaftrio. Now in phase 3!
@VertexPharma @ManchesterCRF @cftrust
https://t.co/9YQ2nwgYue

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

Heseltine could have these clowns for breakfast in his sleep but it’s still remarkable to see how completely they all fall apart under the gentlest reminders of reality. Compelling proof that ‘believing in Brexit’ is now just a whisker away from believing that the earth is flat.

[Jon-Paul Strachan @jpstrachan1903]

@Jim_Jordan It’s like you don’t pay attention or are just deliberately spreading misinformation.

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

🚨MAJOR BREAKING: The Pentagon confirms that at least THREE Chinese spy balloons flew over the US during Trump’s presidency and he HID THEM from the public and never shot them down.

[Guardian news @guardiannews]

Australian approval of MDMA and psilocybin a ‘baby step in the right direction’, medical experts say https://t.co/5BgBPNwCwt

[Jon-Paul Strachan @jpstrachan1903]

@BLSTC27 Absolutely shocking decision.

[Jon-Paul Strachan @jpstrachan1903]

@SenTedCruz Such an idiot and a liar.

[Jon-Paul Strachan @jpstrachan1903]

@AberdeenFC I’m flying back on Wednesday. Feel free to give me an interview see you soon. 😊

[Jon-Paul Strachan @jpstrachan1903]

@AberdeenFC Had to go. Unacceptable

[Jon-Paul Strachan @jpstrachan1903]

@AberdeenFC You don’t wait. He goes now.

[Jon-Paul Strachan @jpstrachan1903]

@AberdeenFC We can no longer justify keeping Goodwin. You will have to look at the players, determine the style they can actually play and get a manager accordingly. Otherwise it’s start all over again and get the same rubbish week in week out. Time for a change I’m afraid.

[Jon-Paul Strachan @jpstrachan1903]

@piemancharlie Terrible commentary.