Justin Tilley

[Justin Tilley @jptilley22]

@bertkreischer Chewy (Chewbacca), Chow Chow. I would ask him why he attacked me, almost detaching my left ear, after feeding him leftovers one night. I mean, WTF?! But then I would play pachinko with him as he licked my face with his purple tongue.

[Justin Tilley @jptilley22]

@TonyBakercomedy The Beach

[Justin Tilley @jptilley22]

@CBSSportsHQ @Cover3Podcast

[Justin Tilley @jptilley22]

@AdamHillLVRJ And don’t sleep on the Hibiscus!

[Justin Tilley @jptilley22]

@yashar I’m currently working on a Christmas feature movie. PTSD is setting in.

[Baltimore Ravens @Ravens]

Statement from the Baltimore Ravens:

[Justin Tilley @jptilley22]

@dovergirl95 @tilbots While I understand & agree with what you’re saying, part of me is also “whoa, that’s science-fiction.”

[Justin Tilley @jptilley22]

@BenSGotz @edgraney Excellent account of a nothing burger.

[Justin Tilley @jptilley22]

@yashar How do you agree with a question?

[Justin Tilley @jptilley22]

@andrewzimmern https://t.co/SkiRiTuank

[Justin Tilley @jptilley22]

@andrewzimmern The Drugs Don’t Work - Ben Harper & the Innocent Criminals

[Justin Tilley @jptilley22]

@andrewzimmern Purple Rain - My Morning Jacket

[Justin Tilley @jptilley22]

@DougBenson I did this but with his awful mother

[Justin Tilley @jptilley22]

@EskSF @SarahSpain @SFPD And widdle ol Alamedans will call it what the fuck we want.

[Justin Tilley @jptilley22]

@barstoolsports When I think “tension breaker” I think Philly streetball.

[Justin Tilley @jptilley22]

@barstoolsports Your list is…well, serviceable. But, yo leave out American Gangster? Reprehensible.

[Justin Tilley @jptilley22]

@barstoolsports

[Justin Tilley @jptilley22]

@thewirepod @ringer