Julie

The longer you dance with the devil, the longer you stay in hell.

[Julie @jptran06]

You see, you may have spent the last few years looking for me, but I have spent my entire life looking for you.

[Julie @jptran06]

We’ve done it, Trinity. We found him.

[sanj @sanjanasjokes]

there’s no post-breakup healing process for girls u just wake up one day and be like “ew” n ur free

[Julie @jptran06]

When something is too good to be true, it usually is

[Julie @jptran06]

Beware! @RoverDotCom does not care about pets, nor do they properly oversee any safety for your pets being cared for through their platform and remind you that everyone is a W9 "self employed" contractor. Stay away! Use literally any other site. They’re inept & unconcerned.

[Julie @jptran06]

And I have learned that even landlocked lovers yearn for the sea like navy men

[Julie @jptran06]

When I was young and filled with folly, I fell in love with melancholy.

[Julie @jptran06]

@Barely_Brandon Ayyyyyyy!!! Happy birthday!

[Julie @jptran06]

-Sits at home year round-
🦗🦗

-Decides to go on vacation-
Everyone: I’ve suddenly decided that I will die if I don’t see you and it will be all your fault

[Julie @jptran06]

Don’t spend frivolously, but also, don’t be a fucking cheapskate

[Only In Boston @OnlyInBOS]

Good Morning.

💚

[Julie @jptran06]

I love bad music.

[Julie @jptran06]

I’m not your fucking friend

[Julie @jptran06]

Chompchompchomp

[Julie @jptran06]

My life is complete

[クリストファー @PilotCristobal]

I always loved the strings on “Thong Song”

[Julie @jptran06]

I used to care but now I don’t

[Julie @jptran06]

They say it’s not the size of the boat that counts, but the motion of the ocean and I’m totally down with that but what if it’s all terrible

[Julie @jptran06]

I just can’t get you outta my head. Boy, your love is all I think about

[Julie @jptran06]

Except for Popeyes, today marks 6 months without any fast food. I’m tempted to celebrate with a feast of whoppers and big macs

[Julie @jptran06]

I bet Gene Wilder was fucking bomb in the sack but I’d probably be on the way home trying to figure out half of what he said to me