Jordyn Putzke

[trash jones @jzux]

your late 20s are funny because your friends are either having an identity crisis or a wedding. some are having both

[crispin long @crispinoblong]

if reproduction, heterosexuality, and cis-ness for everyone are so natural then why do these values have to be violently enforced by the state

[Max RN @MaxRivlinNadler]

Really should not lose sight of the fact that while this dude was walking around one of the most trafficked parts of the city, the NYPD unit nominally responsible for “countering terrorism” was spending a few hours arresting homeless people a block away.

[Swim Jeans 👖 @ShortSleeveSuit]

ME: *takes communion wafer* thank you father

PRIEST: did you just put a little pepperoni on that

[Jordyn Putzke @jputzke4]

milwaukee really said DIX for one and TITS for another

[Jordyn Putzke @jputzke4]

are you even an adult if you haven’t had at least one really bad experience with a cheese grater

[Vincent Martella @vince_martella]

not nearly enough people talk about how the emperors new groove is a perfect film

[lucy,, @curledbitch]

me after me after
watching fake watching true
horror movies: serial killer
documentaries:

[Sage Hyden @sagehyden]

Captain America saying "you don't have jurisdiction here" while standing in a place that is not america is the perfect metaphor for american foreign policy

[matt @mattymusgraves]

Me in high school

[Justin Shanes @justinshanes]

Nearly every woman I know has been a victim of sexual asssault and/or harassment at the hands of men, many women are afraid to walk/travel/Uber alone, and yet *Harry Styles in a dress* is the problem with men today?! THAT'S the threat to society?? Are you fucking kidding me?

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

I give you my word: If I am elected president, I will marshal the ingenuity and goodwill of this nation to turn division into unity and bring us together.

[Jordyn Putzke @jputzke4]

Yes I would like to purchase a ticket please

[melia allan @MeliaBrynne]

Wisconsinites will be like MAGA¡!¡ white supremacy! This is OUR America!¡ but live in towns like Waupaca or Minocqua or Oconomowoc or Kaukauna or Wapun or Wauwatosa or Mequon or Wautoma or Menasha or Sheboygan or Muskego or Shawano or Waukesha or or Manitowoc Oshkosh or Wausau or

[bri @briaunanowlin]

homelessness could be ended with approx. 20 billion dollars and jeff bezos made 13 BILLION in one day. So yeah raise the taxes on the top 1%

[David Meza @DavidMezaTweets]

#BlackoutTuesday

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

Ten days ago people in Wisconsin risked their lives to vote.

Right now people in Brookfield, Wisconsin are risking their lives for the right to die in a pandemic - and infect others.

A sad day for this country.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Let us go forward together. The struggle continues.

[samantha g @gearysamantha]

everyday I see people on social media hanging out & drinking in large groups. you had one chance to prove you can be a decent human and you can’t even do that by staying home. it’s a slap in the face to healthcare professionals & the immunocompromised. you suck as a human.