John Woodard

Husband, Dad, Software Engineer, Nerd (but I repeat myself)
Also at @jpwkeeper.bsky.social

[John Woodard @jpwkeeper]

@CoryRogerssd @Cjpearson So you think a Grand Jury convened itself, presented itself evidence of wrongdoing, and handed down an indictment with no intervention from the Department of Justice? An Automatic Grand Jury?
Is that like a new AI feature or something?

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@ronsterd89 I'm respectful, so I call him Mr. President.

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@daveweigel How does another country having a King affect me in my country?
Why are Republicans comfortable with a King ruling our country?
Much to Consider.

[Governor Gavin Newsom @CAgovernor]

"I don't want the president of the United States to have a cognitive deficiency."

Too late.

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@PDavis94027422 @doogadoo11 Sure it is, bless your heart.

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@fw_naetoblaq Travel Agents.

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@chefsevenn For pork chops you won't see the same redness that you'd see in a steak, but there would be a pinkish hue if it was medium rare. Looks more medium well, but with this cut it's REALLY hard to tell from a picture.

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@doogadoo11 Amazing. Every word of what you just said is wrong.
And it's only getting wronger by the day.

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@magachrchpastr Trump?
The guy who, on camera, asked someone what it was he was signing?
The guy who admitted to pardoning someone he'd never heard of nor did he know what that person did?
I'd rather have auto-pen and him knowing WTF he's actually signing than what we have with Trump.

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@TjSekao @lady_valor_07 Eh, way younger than that.
I'm 55 and got all 20, and none of them were even close.

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@lalalainsd @warDaniel47 @kwgominger Because every single word of what they just said was wrong.
Gabbard had zero proof of any wrongdoing.

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@warDaniel47 Standard Disinformation Tactic: They Won't Check!
Make accusations based on some "intel" that you know nobody would read even if they had access.
For reference, this was from July of 2025. Have we heard anything since? Yeah, thought not.

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@CaryKelly11 @RayAlbin121 I got a Z-Grills and it has been an absolutely rock-solid machine. Smoke flavor is lacking, but it was one of the first PID models which tended to have this issue, and I've never gotten around to replacing it.

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@CaryKelly11 @RayAlbin121 Truthfully?
Pretty much all of them.
I literally cannot imagine something easier to use than a pellet smoker for BBQ.
I will say this though; don't go too small. 4 pork butts is a lot, but when you do ribs? it gets tight REALLY fast.

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@J_L_Fairchild @NateSilver538 Then I guess you should be OK with them releasing the files while redacting only the names of the victims?
Instead of redacting the names of everyone BUT the victims?
I mean, since there's no evidence there, what could be the harm? If they're innocent they'll be fine, right?

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@RpsAgainstTrump Funny, I thought they "obliterated" their nuclear capability 9 months ago.
What happened?
Obama's deal lasted almost 3 years, and only ended because Trump tore it up against the advice of everyone in his own cabinet.

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@IDSurvivalPrep Standard Disinformation Tactic: They Won't Check!
Make a claim backed up by an article or video, knowing most people won't actually read the article or watch the video, so you can claim it says something it doesn't.
For example, this ruling does not mean "No Due Process".

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@AndrewKolvet Oh wow, that line of argument is REALLY not going to go the way he hopes.

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@BobGolen That's just a rough number.
They use Partridges as the decimal place for more precision.