jpwright

Dad, attorney, Colts fan. Mostly here for football content. Chris Ballard propagandist…

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Again to be clear they stopped counting deaths at 800,000 in December 2025. It is well over a million now

[Warren Gunnels @GunnelsWarren]

Elon Musk Wealth
2012: $2 billion
2026: $1.1 trillion

Jeff Bezos Wealth
2012: $18.4 billion
2026: $262 billion

Mark Zuckerberg Wealth
2012: $17.5 billion
2026: $202 billion

Tipped Minimum Wage
1991: $2.13 an hour
2026: $2.13 an hour

5 words: Tax oligarchs out of existence.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Yup

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

The world’s first trillionaire made a pedophile rapist the president of the United States and then personally made sure starving children couldn’t get food and medicine, with 14 million deaths projected from his actions alone. He’s possibly the most evil person in history.

[StatMuse @statmuse]

Number of 30/10a games in WNBA history:

3 — Caitlin Clark
4 — everybody else combined

[jpwright @jpwright92]

@StickToTheModel @_NotBradAllen I actually think there is something to this. He’s big but his style is more of a speed back. He runs away from defenders more often than he trucks them

[Ian Smith, Sr. @iansmithfitness]

Politicians in the 90s: I smoked pot but I didn't inhale.

Politicians in 2026: I raped kids I just didn't eat them.

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

Per the FBI, Trump knew and funded underage sex parties in Palm Beach.

[Nancy Rommelmann @NancyRomm]

My daughter sends. She knows all about this. Also please come over so I can feed you

[Indianapolis Colts @Colts]

congratulations to our very own, Carlie Irsay-Gordon, on being named one of @TIME’s most influential people in sports 2026!

#TIME100Sports | https://t.co/yPsqViZrNv

[John Massingale @JohnMassingale4]

Good reminder that, Fresh off a 12-1 season, Notre Dame voluntarily suspended their starting QB Everett Golson for the entirety of the 2013 fall semester for cheating on a test.

Texas Tech is not only shamelessly allowing a player who bet on his own games to play for their team…they appear to have rigged the local courts to make sure it happened.

The opinions and moral posturing of Joey Mac and Texas Tech administration should never be taken seriously.

[jpwright @jpwright92]

@Stephen55675019 @SleeperNFL And why will it be better this year?

[jpwright @jpwright92]

@Stephen55675019 @SleeperNFL Fair point but that was the case last year and none of their RBs had a good season

[jpwright @jpwright92]

@CClarkReport It’s literally just sexism. “She’s too intense” when the fuck have you ever heard that about a male athlete? Kobe was a straight up bad person and got to coin “mamba mentality”

[jpwright @jpwright92]

“But it’s ok if it just summarizes my emails”

[Pubity @pubity]

Massive droughts have hit 63% of the U.S. after data centers used over 1 trillion liters of water in North America last year.

Water levels in major waterways are getting dangerously low.

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

Hot take: No professional sports team should ever receive a single cent of public taxpayer money to build a stadium. If a team can afford a billion-dollar roster, they can afford their own real estate. Why are we still subsidizing billionaires?